I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
The year is 2024. Coronavirus was worse than we expected. Toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs. I have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs. The police are approaching. They have surrounded my home. My gun is loaded aiming at the door. They want my paper. This is the end
what tf is it with guys these days... i go over to this dudes house earlier this week and hungout/had pizza/netflix to find him and a girl claiming to be his girlfriend out at the bar on the weekend after the gals bumped into them WHAT IN THE FUCK😂🤢
lol how is it possible that just randomly after 3 months of seeing this guy, he ‘gets sick’ then ghosts me hard and so now it’s over???? .. wtf is wrong with guys these days I have his dvd player tho so props me and @kar_pearl can have spectacular movie nights