Ivan Lukianchuk

Entrepreneur, Metalhead, Computer Scientist. Verified unverified account. Software consultant and Chief Ticket Slinger @Stubforge

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

Wow @Gmail just gave me a grammar error to correct "I made this company for the same reason" to "I joined this company for the same reason". Tell me what you really think about society. What a bunch of fucks.

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

Yeah, I can't wait to call you back when you sound like you can't even pretend to give a shit about talking to me when leaving a message. I can't wait to let you tell me how to use a basic ad that doesn't fit my product and have you spend your monthly salary a day on my dime.

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

Facebook keeps calling me almost daily to work with their free, script reading, meta marketing intern. I've already lost thousands indulging one, no way to escalate or complain. New ones get assigned every 90 days and leaves voicemails with the most bored and unhappy intonations.

[Alan Frew/ GLASS TIGER @AlanFrew]

PLEASE SHARE MY VIDEO❤️I am thrilled and honoured to share this simple song with you today. A song, that I trust, invokes within you, the love, passion and respect, for all who have contributed to the tapestry of this great nation.

From the ancient beginnings of our magnificent Indigenous Peoples, to the times of those who made the ultimate sacrifice while fighting against the horrors of despotism and tyranny, Canada has, and always shall be…Strong & Free.

When respected and honoured, Canada is a friend, an ally, and a beacon of hope for the millions she holds in her embrace today and for the millions yet to come.

Canada is NOT a coin to be placed into a slot machine, nor a card to be turned over on a gambling table. Canada is NOT something to be politicized, bartered for, nor sold.

I trust you will enjoy and embrace this simple song. A song and a tale that chooses no sides in the elitist, political arena. It comes to you as a celebration of Canada’s beauty and as a call to action, encouraging you to cherish and protect the freedoms we enjoy today.

With Glass Tiger, I have travelled the world carrying Canada’s message of friendship, including, to almost every “nook and cranny” within the great nation we call the USA. While travelling and performing there I have shared wonderful times with great people, who, like most of us, want only to live in peace and harmony with the rest of the world. I have also broken bread and shared fellowship in war zones with the brave men and women of our militaries, allied together to defend the freedoms that so many take for granted.

My friends, whether you be Canadian, American, or from wherever you call home, this is “Canada’s Song,” and I am asking a favour of you today. PLEASE SHARE don’t just hit the like button. SHARE the video with your loved ones, your friends, your neighbours, your cat and dog if ya have one. SHARE IT TO THE WORLD! Let’s rescue our freedom from the clutches of those who would have us bow to their self-serving whims. Thank you in peace and harmony, Alan ❤️

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

@shopify @ShopifySupport I'm not sure what is going on, I haven't been paid out in a month, I've had it escalated 2 weeks ago, not a single movement after multiple chat, this is insane. Now support page says I'm blocked for asking to speak to a manager, WTF!!!!

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

Just popping on to say Fuck You @RBC for wasting my time. I paid off and closed a credit card, you then decided to reverse the amount I paid in cash to nowhere, now I have to go back to a branch to clean this shit up for no compensation. Pure 100% typical corporate BS.

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

Hey @Etsy how about instead of charging me 1.15% extra on every transaction so you "can continue doing business in Canada" you just fucking eat it as a cost of doing business in Canada instead of getting a free lunch? You aren't gonna stop selling, you are just dicks.

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

@KMBestMS @MARVELSNAP Get pissed off by a counter card wrecking you? Make a counter counter deck and then never see a deck you can counter, been like that forever, so frustrating. They say they don't match with the algo, but it's like Fb/Insta saying they aren't listening for ads you get.

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

@KMBestMS @MARVELSNAP You are punished for trying anything. The algo matches you based on your deck. Want to try out Goose or USAgent, you'll never see a deck with a card over 3 cost. Want to try Manthing? You'll never see a low cost card deck. Odd or new means broken or unfun matchups or bots.

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

@wandaeby Ahh, good to know, I've been wondering what this was, I'm seeing it everywhere and it seems like a weed.

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

Can you imagine breaking the law and being fined the equivalent of a penny or less as punishment?

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

@acroll @Videotron Same goes for mobile plans, potentially even worse with the crazy deals we got since black Friday. I went from $75/month for 6gb with US calling add-on (but no texting) to $50/month for 80gb with full free US roaming!

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

Well, switched back to @Rogers / @RogersHelps and they said wife could get same deal as well, but now they aren't honouring the deal, pretty weaksauce

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

I asked them to send me details to email so I can review, because in no way did I believe they would offer me free roaming to the US, and then also in Europe, but she said yeah, 1000 free minutes and they didn't know where Europe was, it was like, ok, WTF, 0 credibility, no email

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

Jeez @Rogers keeps calling to win me back since I just switched. Barely speaks English, offers me same plan I have, then hangs up when I say why would I switch back for that? Prior call lied about free roaming to US and when I asked about Europe, they thought that was Mexico 😬

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

Amazon Prime should come with free landscaping to fix all the damage their shitty drivers do driving over your lawn. Didn't think I'd need posts IN my driveway as well as along the road!

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

@ShopifySupport I'm not 100% sure, one sent me this screenshot (attached) awhile back. Most just get angry and I assume use app.

Here's example of tracking from Stallion showing York: https://t.co/OQR4A9FMbH

here's USPS for same order: https://t.co/Cxt0tJmGMx

[Ivan Lukianchuk @Chronos]

Dear @shopify, please fix your tracking to include the state. I ship with Stallion Express so most orders go through York, PA, however your tracking app decides to only show "York" and assumes UK and shows an airplane crossing the ocean. US Customers are freaking out constantly.