chardonnay

don't trust anyone who is that passionate about the state of new jersey

[chardonnay @chrssdvt]

The first season of Jersey Shore was filmed in one month!!! Just one short month in history has honestly influenced who I am immensely!!!

[meg @bymeg]

this but the summer house reunion

[Bobble Headed Little Girl @thehouseslay]

Nothing gets under my skin more than people on this show acting like all Housewives know how to do is argue and be personalities as if most of them aren’t highly educated, successful business women, community leaders, etc. The misogyny goes crazy #TraitorsUS

[chardonnay @chrssdvt]

I need her to win just to make Colton losing that much better

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

“I was Lisa f*cking Rinna before Housewives and I am Lisa f*cking Rinna after!” Exactly, let ‘em know!🔥 #TheTraitorsUS

[AB @AlannaBennett]

Sometimes Vanderpump Rules is cinema.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

vanderpump rules is a beautiful show about girls becoming women and lil whiny baby boys refusing to take their diapers off

[trash jones @jzux]

hello brands, I hope this helps - if you use generative AI, I will think less of you as a brand and will make a deliberate effort to avoid your products in the future

[poison ivy 🌱 @_PussNboots]

Hootin and hollerin is one of the best combination of words ever

[erika @yeeeerika]

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[blocked_by_jax @JaxBlocked]

Brb crying forever and laying in bed worrying about who is now going to tell Ariana to stop giving her mom money.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Amazing community note

[alex mccord’s hives 🌸 @holly4brav0]

nightmare blunt rotation.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I don't have kids and this is exactly what I want my tax dollars going to.

[sal @cowboyverismo]

it would be so cool if recycling was real

[Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman]

theater etiquette

[Skyy (ᓀ‸ᓂ ) ☽̶☾ | Bald Doie’s Wife :( | @d3aththekiddd]

I’m so sorry I missed your text. I be playing those shitty mobile games with my phone on airplane mode so I don’t get the ads.

[titi @callhertiti]

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third wheeling if the couple is fun

[chardonnay @chrssdvt]

Turtle time all August long

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

august sipped away like a bottle of woine

[blocked_by_jax @JaxBlocked]

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