Chris Tohill

UI Designer & Web Developer

[Chris Tohill @chrstohill]

@vxunderground This was like listening to Terrence Howard talk about math.

[Chris Tohill @chrstohill]

@DannPetty Yeah, and leave my scrollbar alone unless it's to change the color

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

i’d quit on the spot if I was informed all the backend spaghetti I’ve written over the years was being published online

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Our Spicy Potato Soft Tacos can now live in your hearts, stomachs and digital wallets. https://t.co/IC8b45lmd9

[Gem @gemsays]

The capitol building is easier to get into than #coinbase

[Chris Tohill @chrstohill]

@Crackmacs @CFChinookCentre @LiveWire_DK @global_bassett @CalgaryPolice @iceTyyc @311calgary @CTVCalgary @CBCCalgary @cityofcalgary @GlobalCalgary "Hosted by Misty Wind" Is that funny wordplay for Wet Fart?

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

Uh... the Army just contracted with Tom DeLonge's UFO group to study those "alien alloys" https://t.co/S0G5pG8YoE

[Calgary Zoo @calgaryzoo]

We are heartbroken to announce that our male giraffe calf passed away overnight. We knew when he was born so tiny that it would be an uphill battle, but had high hopes that the love of his Mama and round the clock care from our team would be enough to help him begin to thrive.

[Chris Tohill @chrstohill]

@MuchoBurritoHQ why why why did you take steak off the menu!?

[The Verge @verge]

Solar-sailing satellite proves it can use light to propel through space https://t.co/1h6tg64Dos

[cm @cmcalgary]

Shoutout to every parent who has told their kids that playing video games won't pay the bills. 😂

[Cain Maddox @ctrlshifti]

my first coding job was with a small company, replacing their only developer who had recently quit. the code base was massive, in a language I had never used before. there was only one comment, at the end of an 1100 line function, and it said:

//that'll do pig. that'll do.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@SpaceX All 60 Starlink satellites online, solar array deployment coming up soon

[Chris Tohill @chrstohill]

All you @silverstripe developers who make their CMS fields look great, I appreciate you more than you know.

[Chris Tohill @chrstohill]

I've never found a more comfortable position than I did to watch #TheHound roll up on #TheMountain #GameOfThrones #HBO

[City of Calgary @cityofcalgary]

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[Chris Tohill @chrstohill]

"Intern" is the new "exposure"