✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻

I really need to start drinking less, or much, much more.

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

How it started: How it’s going:
#WynonnaEarp #BringWynonnaHome

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

@emtothea Who cares about me…all I want to do now is get a dog and name him Sir Digsbury.

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

Our children live in an age of rampant pedophilia, terrorists, school shootings, cyber bullies and child traffickers. They can’t safely play in their own front yards & are forced to grow up WAY too fast. Don’t ban the books…use them as a platform for a larger discussion.

[Chris Tackett (aka See It Name It Fight It) @cjtackett]

They tell us “we don’t want these books in school libraries” and “people can get them at public libraries”

Then it’s “we don’t want them in public libraries” and “people can get them at book stores”

Now they are going after the book stores

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

@emtothea Them bitches would eat me first in a heartbeat. I’d probably wander off a bit to make it more of a challenge. A real scavenger hunt. But I guess whatever.

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

@Station19 don’t play. Seriously, don’t play with us. This BETTER end well. #CarinaDeLuca #MayaBishop #truelove

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

@ask_aubry Well, at least they’re safe from aliens. There is obviously no intelligent life in that household.
That poor baby.

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

@Pringles please stop making your lids clear. If someone was hypothetically stuffing their face in the dark in the middle of the night so their kids would leave them the hell alone, that lid is impossible to spot on the counter….

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

@BrightlyAgain I just finished the finale and now my blood pressure is up and I’m mad all over again. I’m screaming STOP BABYING HIM AND MAKING EXCUSES FOR HIM, PAIGE. Oh, and also LET PASTOR DWIGHT GET HIM. Chris talks really big… as he runs away. 🤨

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

Me…and Dr. Viviana Cole during Chris’ performance on the finale:
#MAFSAtlanta #MarriedAtFirstSightATL

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

Me, every time Paige agrees to talk to Chris. I hope she dumps that punk and finds herself a real man… #MAFSAtlanta #MarriedAtFirstSightAtlanta

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

Me, every time there’s a scene with Chris blowing up, fake crying, cussing out women, gaslighting Paige, or shutting down and walking away from conversations. #MAFSAtlanta #MarriedAtFirstSightAtlanta

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

@neverheardofjen @emtothea Agreed. It’s so refreshing to see integrity and character. Those are sorely lacking in any US shows.

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

@emtothea Only if you arrive on twinkling magic carpet stages everywhere you go.

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

Every man on Love is Blind: “I love you so much and can’t wait to spend my life with you. I don’t care what you look like.”
**as long as you are a size 6 or less and look like a model, which obviously goes without saying**

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

@MelanieScrofano @emtothea Keep watching, y’all. There are some pretty awesome moves in the 1-on-1 death matches…..

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

@EarpNerd @evagriffs @Softball237 @thatsmyjamE4L @onthehomestead @bcorona21 @Isa_E4L @roxkitten @FranklyLucado @earpersam @Poppedcorn17 @tinymachine @boo_in_la @nixon19m Of course- no problem at all!! ❤️. Hope all is well with you!

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

Anyone: We put poison in the glue of the perfume ads in magazines

Xers and Millenials: Imma die but imma smell good AF. This funeral is brought to you by CK1.

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

People are discussing real issues and I’m over here like “I got the 6 candles I wanted for Candle Day!”

[✌🏻Chrysta ✌🏻 @chrystadawn]

@EarpNerd @loveshack93 ❤️❤️❤️