🌸poppy🌸

[CM @conormurrayTM]

Girls Aloud in 2007

[uché blackstock, md @uche_blackstock]

People always expect the oppressed to have compassion and never the oppressor.

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

{training the new oompa loompa} have you ever seen a dead body

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[tinder first date]
her: oh. I saw your profile picture holding the fish. I just assumed…

fish: yeah this happens a lot

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

joining the war on drugs but on the side of the drugs

[wobb @wobwobu]

who decided that skeletons are scary bc honestly i'd be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room

[🌸poppy🌸 @chthonic_]

@tillyrosexo @OfficialPLT @OfficialPLT @tillyrosexo he really does deserve some good this year! Pls PLT ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[🌸poppy🌸 @chthonic_]

3 years on and it’s still so weird celebrating Christmas in 30 degree weather. And on the beach??? It’s great but it feels so wrong

[Emma Young @emmayoungxx]

Biggest regret in life no wearing my retainer after braces fuck off

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Bob the Builder: can we fix it?

Bob’s Wife’s Attorney: please just sign the papers, Robert.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

[Victoria Guida @vtg2]

I’m beginning to think “hindsight is 2020” was some kind of message from a future time traveler that we all misunderstood.

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

why would they call it a grapefruit. there already is a grape fruit. it's called a grape. someone messed up here

[🌸poppy🌸 @chthonic_]

Quite worrying how many people I've had to unfollow/unfriend that I've known from school because they keep posting about how white lives and all lives matter. Didn't realise I had grown up with so many racists!! Ew

[Vic @VictorPopeJr]

2020 giving off series finale vibes