ChildofaThousandFace

Let's do this!

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Call me old-fashioned but I believe dance is the only true language.

[MuggleNet @MuggleNet]

Can confirm he is an actual angel 😍🤟🏻

[👑🪄madeleine morris🖋️🫧 @MaddieMorrisVA]

It’s not hard to be a good person.

The bravest thing a person can do is open up; when someone says they’re hurting, the least we can do is listen.

Be kind. Be compassionate. Be honest. Believe survivors.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. be sure to start your day with a stretchum. maybe even a wiggle. now you’re ready for anything. the haters won’t know what hit them

[ChildofaThousandFace @chthousandfaces]

Marriage: Hearing you husband say "Don't hate me 'cause I'm your husband. Hate me 'cause I'm retarded" right before posting a gif comment on your FB post. 😂

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

One day your ship will come in. It will have tall masts and cannons. You will be its captain & your first mate will be a robot dolphin named 7C.

[ChildofaThousandFace @chthousandfaces]

I am not having a great day. So I have watched every Christmas movie Netflix has. Have any suggestions to make me feel better? Its going to be a looong night. #crownsalatedcaramelisamazing @netflix

[Mike Jackson, Esq. @TheTruthJackson]

#LFA43 Results: Cameron Graves (@camelotmma) def Jordan Titoni via TKO (Strikes) - R3 vs @LFAFighting @AXSTVFights

[ChildofaThousandFace @chthousandfaces]

Tried yoga today while completely exhausted. Almost fell over on the dog. Caught myself #NailedIt #poorgimli

[Hogwarts Radio @hogwartsradio]

Class: *is brewing amortentia*

Draco: *walks in late*

Draco: Why does it smell like Potter in here?!

Class:

Snape:

Harry:

Basilisk:

Voldemort:

Obama:

Jackie Chan:

World:

Dumbledore: …10 points to Drarry.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I’ve been married to my wife for 10 years.

My father-in-law just gave me his Wi-Fi password.

I'm finally in the family.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

When we say people don't change, we mean that people are changing all the time but have very little control over the trajectory

[ChildofaThousandFace @chthousandfaces]

Waiting Home Depot to deliver carpet from 8a-8p. Which was not made clear to me that it was an all day affair earlier in the week when I agreed to this as I have no food and no entrainment in old house.

[ChildofaThousandFace @chthousandfaces]

New favorite thing to say to people when they ask if I am having a panic attack.

I'm fine. I'm just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i really want a cape. i think it would. make my zooms. much more distinguished. i would secure the admiration of the neighborhood. in an instant

[ChildofaThousandFace @chthousandfaces]

@kristifran Ditto.

[ChildofaThousandFace @chthousandfaces]

What do you do when you are moving and find your jewlery all over the house? Put them on so you don't lose them, of course. #ifeellikethatguyfrom300 #thepersianone #toomuchjewlery

[ChildofaThousandFace @chthousandfaces]

Favorite quote tonight: "No, you wanted to be out in the field and be Leroy Jenkins." BUAHAHAHA😂 #leroyjenkins #bbs

[ChildofaThousandFace @chthousandfaces]

Worst thing ever to happen in traffic: needing to pee. #shouldhavegonebeforileft #dontthinkaboutrunningwater #dammit