luna

here for a good time not a long time

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Being a closet freak is so fun. Like of course you wouldn’t expect that from me

[KT🫧 @truebombkt]

I’m not calling my son my “broke bestie” my kid not broke im not even putting that out in the universe fuck that😂😩

[Cleopatra 🪷 ✞ @amandaperera]

Women who naturally attract animals (butterflies, bees, ladybugs, dogs, cats…) are covered by the presence of God

[𝓐 @arietosa]

when he’s sweet nice n patient with me even when im being insane n tweaking for no reason

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

When you genuinely happy and someone hits you with “are you high”

[kitty @scarykittyyy]

When you are peacefully scrolling until u suddenly remember that u have things to do, so u just continue scrolling but with the weight of guilt

[rye @osamuss]

trying to do anything with unwashed hair

[➳ k ♡ ੈ✩‧₊˚ @444hyvn]

unfortunately, i DO think i’m better than anyone who finds this stupid ass shit “entertaining” 🙄

[Fif Inning @awwhalenawl]

Bring back the flower crown and dog filter, y'all asking ai to turn you to a junkie

[Teresa @tessy_1088]

Me trying to explain to a homeless guy that I'm broke too 😭😭

[clintoris @clintoris]

When the plane lands and the pilot tells you the temperature outside

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

the weed smell mixing with the notes of a fall candle and some cookies

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

When pets use pillows as pillows

[robertoqual @robertoqual]

minha mãe me contou q quando eu tinha 5 anos eu tava dando o maior escândalo choro da terra e ela tentou oferecer brinquedo doce besteira e nada funcionou ate q ela disse “você quer passar batom?” e eu de imediato parei de chorar e disse que sim

[Laris love Maki 💚 @lassiratuts]

Falei hoje “tenho Twitter desde 2010” minha aluna respondeu “nossa, o ano que eu nasci”

Minha honesta reação

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

Job applications ask such stupid questions…
“What’s your desired salary?”
10 billion dollars next question

[ANDRYUSHA @INDABALLPIT]

spongebob's chinese name translating to "sponge baby"

[himbo @himbosm]

Ho think she slick wit that luh waist out. You just wanted to model and that’s ok.