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🌻29, cancer, alto, book worm, cat mom, weeb, Menchie Gang, ACNH fanatic, Stardew obsessed, cozy gamer, baby therapist 🌻

[🩷💛💙Great Value Strawberry Shortcake🩷💛💙 @chubbycommiegal]

A thread of things I hear from my child clients that I look forward to adding to as time goes on:

1. (7 y/o) AND HE KISSED HER! So many kindergartners and first graders kiss and they’re not even tall enough! You gotta be *gestures* at least this tall to kiss!

[bethany baptiste @StorySorcery]

Every damn time the Grim Reaper comes for Mitch McConnell, the Republicans drag his raggedy, wrinkly ass out of reach like:

[satyronmars.bsky.social @SatyrOnMars]

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

[Chris DeRose (ScratchyDerose.bsky.social) @ScratchyDerose]

You remember how the 90s and 00’s made so many anti smoking campaigns and commercials? Yea we need that type of energy and advertising back, but specifically against Ai.

Cool kids don’t use Ai. 😎

[ًً @heartipink]

never forget what they took from us

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[bean 🌞 @belovedkuroken]

I saw a tiktok comment that said "I would rather not know the answer than ask ChatGPT" and it resonated with me bc like yeah.

[queen bruv. @EustaciaLondon]

what’s next the president of the US??

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

They are lowering US flags to half-mast for a week, but if the government really wants to pay tribute to Dolly, they should fund education, the arts, and medical research instead of trying to eradicate them.

[🩷💛💙Great Value Strawberry Shortcake🩷💛💙 @chubbycommiegal]

@urbanponds101 Two Doors Down is a fave, Here You Come Again was also on my playlist this morning, Tennessee Homesick Blues is what actually ended up making me cry today when I was driving to work, but a more recent one from her that also means a lot to me is Light of a Clear Blue Morning 💛

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Check in on your theatre friends and your queer friends today (I’m sure there’s a lot of overlap). I’m being serious. These are tremendous losses. 💔

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

this is the worst week ever to be a gay theatre kid

[skipppppy 🍉//COMMS OPEN!! @skipppppy_art]

Stardew Valley is peak because they turn this trope around and make YOU hate the blacksmith at first. And then as time passes and you build friendship with him, you come to hate him even more

[bad bunny fan @yankspilled]

fact is you guys played around in english class your entire lives, not taking it seriously, reading the materials through online plot summaries and now you wonder why you don’t actually understand anything

[Taiyo Devil📱😈 | Tomboy Cry Baby @TaiyoDevil]

"I was on ao3 before the wattpad migration!"

I was on fanfic. net, personal blogs, and live journals. I lived through the citrus scale era. When authors had segments where they talked to the characters about the chapter's contents.

We are not the same.

[Julia Kaye, prettiest girl in the world 🏳️‍⚧️ @upandoutcomic]

a comic about girlhood :3

[heart ᯓᡣ𐭩.ᐟ ⊹ @heartvu_]

so hilarious (frustrating) that wattpad banned smut and now its users are crowding ao3 and reporting fics with tags they don’t like.

a group of kids unable to see the consequences of their own actions

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Just read a headline that said Italy’s parmigiano reggiano industry as at risk because they can’t keep the cheese warehouses cool enough due to rising temperatures and it’s just like on top of everything else yOU MEAN TO TELL ME IM GOING TO LOSE THE SIMPLE JOY OF PARMESEAN CHEESE JUST BECAUSE YALL WOULDNT STOP MAKING THOSE UGLY ASS AI FLYERS

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[🩷💛💙Great Value Strawberry Shortcake🩷💛💙 @chubbycommiegal]

@twitch_himbos We need to talk about the energy he had teaching Ethan to build dog houses 👀