Edge master

Graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals 🇺🇸 your IP is being traced right now. Extensively trained in unarmed combat 🦅 #freedom

[Edge master @chubbydaddy911]

@JadH @sowmyya_

[7 @politefoid]

How it feels to have a ton of trauma but no triggers

[pookie akka @sowmyya_]

Men be like that's my bestfriend from Hinge

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

Much like receiving a drunk text, receiving an adderall text is glaringly obvious to the recipient

[Jad ♃ @JadH]

It does, honestly

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Sometimes the stripper really does like you

[Harry Stabbings @harrystabbings]

NEW: Government confirms Duolingo will be included in the under-16s social media ban.

“No child in Britain needs to know what the French are saying” a department spokesperson said.

[grace @gracefishlove]

you are not alone. theres Fish

[emi @vxmpcore_]

men be like i know a spot and its bald

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[josh @joshypooper]

going on a run hope i get shot and killed

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I’m deleting Apple Maps that shit be tryna take you to the cartel

[Edge master @chubbydaddy911]

Just changed my name to edge master. Feeling kind of anxious

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[natalia @imniceandsmart]

Should I go to the gym or kill myself

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[Ms.pinkstarr💕 @MsPinkstarr]

Worst day of her life

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Saying im rubbing one out when scratching my eye

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

when it gets to 2pm and the €18 cocktails start whispering to me like this

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Man it’s lowkey embarrassing how I haven’t killed myself yet even tho I keep telling ppl I should