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freakazoid

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

I piss red. I cum white. And I poop blue. God bless America

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Working weekends when your friends have weekends off

[Dr. Gonzo @N3DrGonzo]

This is a top ten greatest voice acting moment for me, because you KNOW that poor woman blew her throat out doing multiple takes of those screams.

[The Ant 🔮 @theant02]

Men's biggest fear really is being treated equally as women

[cory @coolmathgame_]

cop: do you know why i pulled you over

me: no

cop: guess haha 😛

me: what

cop: i feel like you don’t like me 🙁

[Moon🌙 @monoblue092]

ppl find male characters' dick jiggle physics inappropriate, but they've been fine with female characters' disproportionately huge, jiggly breasts for decades, acting as if that's the norm

[🌹𓌏 𓊅 🏛️ 𝕹𝖊𝖜𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖙 🏛️ 𓌏 𓊅🌹 @Newmalinistpig6]

This is literally how the Nazis portrayed Slavs in propaganda. Give hIm ginger hair and it would be how the British portrayed the Irish.

[Manolo misses Trolls @BROZONESMOM]

Everyone whos stressing this 17 yr old girl out for fucking FANART is going to hell like genuinely

[Mono ‼️ #cut4yasugap @monosou_]

If you are married to a man that openly encourages/knows about you being a lolicon, there's a 90% chance he's an actual pedophile

[Ferris the Virago🇵🇸 🔴🔱⚫️🪄 @B4chlava]

Finally an actual oversexualized male cosmetic that replicates the same visceral aversion as oversexualized female cosmetics

[Eve @tinglespoon]

why do guys fuck fleshlights? if i had one id finger it personally and maybe rub its clit too but maybe im just a feminist idk

[🌙ଳ ‧˚ ⋅𝘓𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘺𝘬𝘪 @Lambyki0]

Oh this art is so goo- Jesus christ ?

[Janni @HeyImJanni]

Erderwärmung

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

Men’s biggest fear is to be treated like women 💀

[Vi @trulycaring]

Literally can’t even remember what day of the week it is anymore