Chuck the Human

only here to waste time
IG/Snap: chuck07j

[Chuck the Human @chuck07j]

I too am terrified of the not-straights

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Pulled a pretty epic prank on my roommate for April Fools Day

[Chuck the Human @chuck07j]

Alicia just said she would dump me if I came home with boobs Twitter do your thing

[Chuck the Human @chuck07j]

I got paid $8.50/hr to administer fentanyl patches to old folks at a retirement home in college

[Orange County Sheriff's Office @OrangeCoSheriff]

While searching a vehicle where suspected #fentanyl was found, 3 deputies became dizzy, deployed Narcan on themselves & were taken to the hospital. They are doing well. If you question the dangers of fentanyl, this is how deputies must suit up to handle it. Thanks, @OCFireRescue!

[orph @orphcorp]

"man these Romans were so stupid, not realizing they were poisoning themselves with lead & stuff"

[Chuck the Human @chuck07j]

For real

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

extremely rare yet based Republican governor W

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

We’re a few cents away from also discovering Nazis in Ukraine. https://t.co/MMRdOcK7L2

[Chuck the Human @chuck07j]

Fun fact PennState's football coach is the highest paid faculty member by a fuckton. Also this classroom looks like my one class in the basement of the Walker building lol

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

how was this posed to help wit the suds

[Chuck the Human @chuck07j]

"Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy from walmart"

[Chuck the Human @chuck07j]

Yeah letting the kiddo that has two moms or two dads talk about it in class should be criminalized

[Eric Matheny 🎙️ @ericmmatheny]

The Florida Bill doesn’t say “gay.” Doesn’t say “straight”either. Just says you cannot discuss gender identity and sexuality in kindergarten through third grade. Why is this an issue?

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

“Spotify’s down? What am I supposed to listen to now?“

Women, my brother.

[Chuck the Human @chuck07j]

Thinkin about how my middle school teacher said the n word while reading To Kill a Mockingbird to the class

[Chuck the Human @chuck07j]

Accountability in the form of extrajudicial killing!

[Dudley Brown @GunRightsPrez]

Accountability is coming!

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

You are required by western propaganda to treat these as fundamentally different. Indeed, huge numbers of people in the West denounce the former while applauding the latter.

[Chuck the Human @chuck07j]

Nothing a little adrenochrome can't fix

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Queen Elizabeth has tested positive for Covid-19. The 95-year-old British monarch is experiencing “mild cold-like symptoms,” Buckingham Palace said. https://t.co/6p1uYe7BtU

[Liquor Law Lowdown @PA_Alcohol_Law]

A U.S. Treasury examination of competition in the beer industry found the market remains dominated by two players and troubled by complaints about restrictive practices in distribution chains https://t.co/bsdRbMlEO4 via @markets