Chad Max

extremely humble/handsome millionaire

[Chad Max @chuck1771]

Doing the Jordan shrug to myself in the bathroom mirror after a one wiper

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@GolfDigest Me

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@KatieJStrang @CarsonKessler @nathanfenno @AndrejevAlex To play on the Giants? That’s crazy.

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I wish Al Gore was alive to see how cold it is outside. He would’ve loved this

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Got put on a PIP because I have my calendar blocked off 90 minutes every day at 2:30 for a dentist appointment. Manager has no sense of humor.

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Bout to hit the gym.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Looks so boring

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@youngintripleog @barstoolsports I would love one example of this

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Not exactly what I had in mind when my girlfriend texted me that it was Free Slurpey day

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@yungnowick Dark blue ABCs with a striped light blue Diamond Creek Polo. Little bit of scruff and breathable dress shoes showing a tiny bit of ankle.

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People make way too big of a deal about the time commitment that goes into “wedding planning”

Guarantee if you gave me a few zyns and an open Saturday morning that I could have every detail locked in and confirmed by noon

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Having ants in your pants > having uncles in your pants

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Seeing a lot of people getting laid off on LinkedIn who are being described as

“A Rockstar!”
“the best person I’ve ever worked with!”
“Any company would be lucky to have them!”

and I’m simply not buying it

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Been taking the easy way out a lot lately. Highly recommend.

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@RyanCull1 @The33rdTeamFB Lmao 🤡🤡🤡 tweet. Jason Hanson easy. Most points in franchise history.

But of course, you wouldn’t know how to read a box score 😂😂…

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@T_Lyy @KingHenry_2 Dolphins surrender their 2024 first round pick for employee tampering

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@stillgottaChi 30 degrees and rainy? ain’t to problem!

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@MPBKR It’s a shame these kids don’t understand fundamentals and spacing anymore

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Not a phone in sight. Everyone just living in the moment.

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@Tronvict Not to burst your bubble but I’m pretty sure he’s still alive