Chuck Whiteless

#TOSU #419

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

Hey @TheRock you coming to Smoke BBQ or what?

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

@cneuey I need to know how one does this

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

@swankywolverine @MrOH1O @BuckeyeFett He's referring to the '97 Season. Both Michigan and Nebraska share it, but only one of them played in the designated Orange Bowl National Championship game.

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

@cneuey @StudentsforLife Gold

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

Listen, the only multiverse we need next is "The Nightmare Before *insert the holidays you had for doors on trees, Tim Burton and Henry Selick (also Co.)'* multiverse. #thisishalloweenyoubitches

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

@cneuey Bruh

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@cneuey Did you overhear a conversation, is this you, did someone have an inner but outer monologue in the stall next to you?

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

Nah, Homie. That ball was touched #LSU

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

Goes to kitchen cabinet to grab a paper plate for pizza, gets to kitchen and sees the bathroom lights are still on, shuts them off, goes back to bedroom and realizes I could probably turn these lights on, sits back down at desk, realize I forgot to grab a plate

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

@shelbs411 Getting wine drunk with me!

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Leaves key in door when I go to enter room because I know I'll need to lock it when I leave, enters room to grab phone, realizes key isn't on me, proceeds to looks for said key...

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

Goes to watch Netflix on laptop, turns on Bluetooth to laptop in order to connect earphones, turns off Bluetooth to phone so said earphones don't connect to phone, gets distracted for 30 seconds, goes to plug earphones in to charge.....

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

@cneuey Shit slaps

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@SirMilkdud When I say wide open, I mean they could've pulled through a plethora of parking spots (one could say all of them) and their vehicle wouldve presented as if they backed into the spot.

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

The "back into parking spot" people are on their own level. Just watched someone back into a spot in a wide open parking lot

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

We literally let our parents "because I said so" us into having to figure out rational explanations for the dumbest shit

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

The biggest heist known to man is when pet toy companies claim their toys are "chew proof, indestructible, durable, tough" because two days later that shit is scattered across your kitchen floor. Semi not looking at you Wubba and KONG

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@ItsPihcam @Roush149 Well yeah, didn't doubt he was wrong haha, made me question myself even more

[Chuck Whiteless @chuck_whiteless]

Fan bases are weird sometimes. They'll be like "stop sleeping on *insert athlete here*" and post some ridiculous stat line like "they were #2 in passes thrown just over 15 yards while scrambling, to their 3rd check down, in 3rd down situations, last season 🤫."