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[chelbel @chuckawalla4]

@kleemcadams As if “through family” or “grade school” are preferable 🤢

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

Laying in bed every night thinking "Wow, it would be so nice to read before bed." The book is right next to me. I have chosen the book. I have prepared the book. Why can I not pick up the book. Why can I not open the book and read the book. Why is there only Scrolling.

[chelbel @chuckawalla4]

This is so embarrassing

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Don't worry, darling: not one of the male Daily Wire hosts even knows how to do his own laundry.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Your reminder for when Republicans inevitably blame “mental health” for the shooting at Michigan State:

[chelbel @chuckawalla4]

@doorsixteen An even easier way: open the Kindle App on your phone, go to settings, scroll down and look for your “send-to-kindle email address.” Email any word doc to this email address with the subject “convert” and shortly it will show up in your kindle library as an ebook

[thicc n tired @britttlifts]

Age yourself with a store. I’ll go first: LIMITED TOO

[chelbel @chuckawalla4]

@sweatylamarr Oh no

[chelbel @chuckawalla4]

@doorsixteen I gave up at age 31 🫡 I have these and they’re pretty good, come with a strap so you can be ear-safe AND look cool

[chelbel @chuckawalla4]

@doorsixteen I just bought a kindle this summer for this exact reason. I got the cheapest model, its smaller than I expected and very unimpressive, but its better than toting around my 10 pound iPad

[chelbel @chuckawalla4]

I’m bitches

[Chrish @mistachrish]

Bitches will try and talk about Halloween plans in the middle of July

[chelbel @chuckawalla4]

@doorsixteen I watched the HBO doc about this (highly suggest) months ago and became instantly obsessed with the topic. INCREDIBLE failure on so many levels. Binged the Netflix one last night. Trench mouth made my skin crawl. I want 5 more Woodstock 99 docs!!!

[chelbel @chuckawalla4]

@kleemcadams Just fucking kill me already

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby

[chelbel @chuckawalla4]

We live in hell

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

In 2022, more children have been killed in school shootings than police officers have been shot in the line of duty.

[chelbel @chuckawalla4]

@sweatylamarr Maybe he will still hang dong……

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Pretty weird that Republicans bring up 1984 every fucking second and then make laws requiring communities to report on each other if they notice anything the state doesn’t approve

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Time feels warped, so I think we should add a second Halloween to the year, maybe in March

[jarrett sleeper @jarrettsleeper]

Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Have been trying to figure out what I remind myself of when I interact with people now post quarantine. It’s this