Chuck

Of all my senses, the best is nonsense.
#FormerlyVerified
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[Chuck @chuckenright]

@Ask_Spectrum internet service is down in NE Louisville KY

[Chuck @chuckenright]

On this date in 1947, Patent #2417786 was issued to Hurley Smith for the "Pocket Shield Or Protector". The nerd is born!

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

i’ve never opened up about this before but in 2016 i bought Vine for 44 billion dollars and then it shut down 12 days later. so i know exactly what elon is going through right now.

[jourdyn berry @JourdynBerry]

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate. https://t.co/hsWD2NWDXF

[Chuck @chuckenright]

Aarrr!! .... Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! https://t.co/su3mvOJyM8 #TLAPD @thecapnslappy

[Michael Cowan @mrmikecowan]

This on par if not better than the Olympic James Bond scene.
The Queen having tea with Paddington - incredible that at 96 and after 70 years on the throne she still has the power to surprise #platinumpartyatthepalace

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

where is this truck going?
1) to bury a drifter
2) to perform an exorcism on a gypsy
3) Costco
>> https://t.co/bitYwTfbh4

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

They don’t serve bacon on airplanes cause pigs are on the no fry list

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

If stores want to accurately market clothes for people over 40 the mannequins should be lying on the couch by 5PM.

[Chuck @chuckenright]

Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back
#Meatloaf #RIPMeatLoaf #MeatloafRIP #HeavenCanWait
#batoutofhell

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

There were more 3-pointers made last year in the NBA than in the ENTIRE DECADE OF THE 80s. Go watch a mid-80s Lakers-Celtics game and then come back and tell me it wasn’t way more entertaining than this glorified Pop-A-Shot they call basketball today.

[Chuck @chuckenright]

On this date in 1947, Patent #2417786 was issued to Hurley Smith for the "Pocket Shield Or Protector". The nerd is born!

[Chuck @chuckenright]

Aarrr!! .... Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! https://t.co/su3mvOJyM8 #TLAPD @thecapnslappy

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

I've never seen a flag look embarrassed

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

One of the reasons I had to retire early is because I ran out family members that died excuses for not coming in to work.

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

When you’ve won your 4th #Indy500, you know how important it is to take in every moment you can.

Watch tonight’s Victory Celebration on @WTHRcom tonight at 8 PM ET.

#ThisIsMay | #INDYCAR

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

35 Senate Republicans voted to cover-up the deadly attacks of January 6, 2021.

Remember their names.

[Daveastated @Daveastated]

Just finished my first painting.
Tasted awful.