Charles Samuel

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Cars are Bae

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

#StormTrooper #C3PO #BB8

[Booosh @dancambellstan]

Why don't we just make marriage illegal?

I fell like that would solve a problem or two.

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

@emsababes you're so close! I'm in skokie. Now we must meet up!

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

@emsababes are you in the city?

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

@emsababes well shoot, I'm obviously late to the news lol

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

@emsababes how long have you been in Chicago and why have we not hung out? Who cares if @brieannaaaa_ comes, I'm already here haha

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

@Logic301 best moment of the concert: Gang Related comes on and EVERYBODY rushed back in from the bathrooms and bars to hear it and jump!

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

@Logic301 by far the best concert I've been, thanks for the amazing show and being cool as hell!

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

@Logic301 see you there tonight!

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

My friends: "is it gay to suck your own dick??" 😐

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

In love with Ann Arbor and I've only been here 15 mins, I should've gone to school here, wow!

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

@JimmyButler what're the chances of you honoring us with your presence in the dunk contest?

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it!

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

My new years resolution? More time put towards eating bacon.

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

@sssniperwolf would you come to Chicago to drive in our Aventador?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Who'd win a fight between ISIS and the Taliban? Everyone else in the world.

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

"I love him so much I'm going to drink this baby away"

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

@Uber_Support @Uber_CHI you're driver charged me for canceling on me, you guys gotta be kidding me, thank god for Lyft

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

Hey @Uber your drivers suck, 3rd driver who refused to drive us somewhere cause they'd rather go downtown to make more money #imusinglyftnow

[Charles Samuel @chuckles_samuel]

“@UberFacts: Google, Facebook, Dropbox, and Twitter have started an acapella singing league for their employees.” @Kkaugher