Chuck Spicer

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@StevenRissotto Played short and 2nd until he arrived at ORU.

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@giantchat So toxic.

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@AndyKHLiu Career cycle in his 12 ab

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@soundslikeR_E_L @CavemanDanEYD

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

So the question is will Jonah Cox be able to keep up the .400 ba for 2+ months in the Big Leagues too 🤔😂@GoSquirrels @SFGiants @ORUBaseball @BaseballJeff1

[SF Giants Update @Giants__Update]

Jonah Cox hits his first MLB homer!

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@BaseballJeff1 Finished 4-4, BB, 3 SB basically a perfect night for a lead off guy.

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@Emmett_Allan @EYDShow Bandura got called up today. He’s doing great too but not on the tear Cox has been on.

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@BaseballJeff1 Why do you think Bandura got the call up over Cox?

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@ByMMonreal @The_CallUpPod @SFGProspects Also, 3 of those 10hr were inside the park!

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@HarryBerezin @ByMMonreal @The_CallUpPod @SFGProspects That cannot be said about even one other professional baseball player.

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@FAorthopod @pepperjakcheese College developed outfielders typically debut at 24-25 so he is in the sweet spot.

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@ValetVespa @jnorris427 24-25 is the typical mlb debut age for college developed outfielders so he is right in the sweet spot.

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@arnaudmercier 3-5 last night = .426

[Chuck Spicer @chuckspicer83]

@FoulFactor @GoSquirrels Family pedigree. Dad played at Oklahoma + a cup of tea with the Expos. Mom played softball at Oklahoma. Sister plays softball at Oregon.

[Trey Wilson @treywilson757]

Jonah Cox rankings in @MiLB:
.429 BA - 1st
1.216 OPS - 2nd
.726 SLG - 3rd
.490 OPS - 6th

Eastern League rankings:
.429 BA - 1st
.490 OBP -1st
.726 SLG - 1st
1.216 OPS - 1st
3 3B - T-1st
17 SB - 2nd
24 RBIs - T-2nd
36 H - T-2nd
61 TB - T-4th

#SFGiants

[Richmond Flying Squirrels @GoSquirrels]

🗣️ JONAH COX IS THE BEST HITTER IN THE EASTERN LEAGUE

[Even Year Dynasty Show @EYDShow]

Another day, another huge game for Jonah Cox, who went 2-3, HR, 2B and 4 RBI in Richmond’s win tonight. He’s putting up video game numbers so far this season, hitting .429/1.211, 3 HR (9 XBH), 17 RBI and 12 SB in only 17 games so far!