Chuck Cole

The Dude Abides!

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@PeterWolf_Woofa @BochCenter Come on down to. Charleston, SC!

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@Kazanjy @kylenabecker Everybody’s a winner!

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@VernonForGA @NBA @WNBA @CathyEngelbert Adam Silver breaks things, he doesn’t fix things. See the NBA

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@Agent1Security @Suntimes When?

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@AlexisMcAdamsTV @FoxNews Kudos to you. Seems like just the other day you were doing your reporting in Chicago

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@MaxfieldOnBanks @Groundwork_HQ Cool chart

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Join us for the inaugural Girdie 5K Walk/Run/Roll this September in support of the global LGMD community. Register individually or create a team with family and friends. All participants receive an official Girdie 5K T-shirt. https://t.co/ASv9RPIHmi Registration closes 8/30

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@charliebilello @JeffMarsico What about chocolate?

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@InsideHoops The first month is usually unwatchable

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@SharylAttkisson Front wheel drive vehicles make it more difficult to pull in forward. Easier to back in. On way out, it’s obviously easier to see people walking by than using mirror or camera.

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@dom_lucre Everyone’s a winner!! Except everyone!

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Elon Musk reveals what happens when a rocket launch needs approval from Fish and Wildlife

Elon: "Nonetheless, we were forced to kidnap a seal, strap it to a board, put headphones on the seal and play sonic boom sounds to it to see if it would be distressed."

Elon: "This is an actual thing that happened. This is actually real. I have pictures."

Before the seal, there was a shark.

Elon: "One of the things that was a bit of a challenge at one point is that they were worried about our rocket hitting a shark."

He asked for the data to calculate the odds. They refused, in case shark hunters got hold of it.

Elon: "Then they said, well, there's another part of Fish and Wildlife that can do this analysis. I'm like, well, why don't you give them the data? They don't, we don't trust them. Like, excuse me, but they're literally in your department."

Then a second agency raised whales.

Elon: "If our rocket does hit a whale, which is extremely unlikely beyond all belief, that whale has some seriously bad luck. It's the least lucky whale ever."

The seal test was for launches out of Vandenberg, where the seal population has been rising for years.

Elon: "So if anything, rocket booms are an aphrodisiac based on the evidence."

Elon: "The amazing part is how calm the seal was. Because if I was a seal, I'd be like, this is the end. They're definitely gonna eat me."

Elon: "Its seal buddies are never gonna believe him that he got strapped to a board and they put headphones on his ears."

They did it twice.

Elon: "I don't think the public is quite aware of the madness that goes on."

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@mhigginsjr Event spaces are certainly not cheap. Good luck!

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@dirtcheapbanks Hilarious!

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@DougAll48656833 @wesbury Bring a hanky.

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@Michele_Tafoya Sadly, common sense has become an oxymoron

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@ChasRiverDogs Has a future with the bananas 🍌

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@davedavieskinks Condolences!