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[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Donald Trump will go down in history as the only US President to be outwitted by a single-celled organism.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HIS SURRENDER! MANY SAY IT'S THE BEST SURRENDER THEY'VE EVER SEEN. NAZI GERMANY CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SURRENDER. PEOPLE BEG ME TO TELL THEM DONALD'S SECRET. I TELL THEM ALL, I'M SORRY, SURRENDERING CAN'T BE TAUGHT, YOU HAVE TO BE BORN WITH IT.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL was released 51 years ago today.

Led Zeppelin invested £31,500 for the filming, Pink Floyd put in £21,000, & Ian Anderson contributed £6,300, because no studio would fund a comedy about King Arthur and the Holy Grail.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

A cat enjoying the aquarium at night.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

LOUDER

[katyakay @katyakayy]

My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday. He said maybe they'll marry each other.

Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age.

[JΛKΣ @USMCLiberal]

When my fellow Marines and I were being shot at by al-Qaeda and ISIS, I kept thinking, “if only we had a ballroom.”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

visits the pope → pope dies

leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse

flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide

Man’s got a streak.

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

🤣😂🤣 #PamBondi

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

TWEEPS: On the ACA anniversary, remember: every BILLION spent on war could be used to bring down your healthcare premiums. Republicans value war over OUR health.

I need 1,000 RTs & replies with #HealthcareNotWarfare.

Please and thank you! 🙏💪

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

“I alone can fix it.”

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

🤣🤣

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

If he really wants to destroy Iran, Donald shouldn't be asking Europe for weapons, he should be running it as one of his businesses.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Why doesn’t Trump’s “Board of Peace” open the Strait of Hormuz?

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

Only weak-minded people will follow someone so blindly.

[Roger Parloff @rparloff]

We've gotten numb to it, but what Trump/Hegseth is now doing to Anthropic—and what Trump did to the law firms—are not just tantrums, they are impeachable abuses of power. They are, in effect, executive branch bills of attainder. ...
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