Max Blade

Rich. Karate Master. expert at everything.

[Max Blade @chufflord]

Lily Lang and Con Con: *running the ball on the BV

Lily Lang: Wow it’s cold I should get my BARBOUR jacket”

Con Con: You need 3 collars!

*Con Con shrinks a girl and man*

Lily Lang: “No one does it like Sig Nu!”

*Mary Kate/Evan turn around*

Mary Kate: Got room for 1 more?

[Max Blade @chufflord]

Mom won’t let me bring my sword to college #hitler #stalin

[Max Blade @chufflord]

There’s no way anyone is watching that Stuart saves the universe show

[Román @Zmei_Hhsss]

A guy told me one time "don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner"

[Max Blade @chufflord]

Imagine whipping the crown #Petermillar

[Max Blade @chufflord]

Professor gave me a C in the easiest class ever cause he said I was using AI (every quiz gave unlimited attempts) cause yea that fucking makes sense

[Max Blade @chufflord]

How do I become the lead singer of one of these bands. I am better than or equal to over 50% of these guys vocally. HMU if u need a singer. #congresstheband #touse #valerie

[Will Rucker @Will_Rucker3_AD]

This is for Tony Wroten, Casper Ware, Elliot Williams, Arnett Moultrie, Arsalan Kazemi, Hollis Thompson, Alexey Shved, James Nunnally, James Anderson, Jarvis Varnado, JaKarr Sampson, KJ McDaniels, Furkan Aldemir, Isaiah Canaan, Sergio Rodriguez, Zhaire Smith, Markelle Fultz, Ish

[Max Blade @chufflord]

Having my boy yell action! before I go approach this chick

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

I’m finna be on broad street with my dick out, LeBron you just saved my fucking life!!!!!

[richard @richard_normal]

bill does a full odyssey mvp ballot on today’s pod and he recasts benny safdie as agamemnon with kon kneuppel

[Max Blade @chufflord]

@martianwyrdlord It would be ass

[Max Blade @chufflord]

Idk might be a libtard take but trump totally ruined spain lifting the trophy

[Max Blade @chufflord]

Enlighten me Mr Buddha
Smoke sesh dox

[Max Blade @chufflord]

My neighbor who was molested always made me play this basketball esque game called Meese. This ultimate rule of meese was that the court must be extremely moist. He would spray the driveway with a hose for 5 minutes before we started and we had to keep the court moist throughout.

[Max Blade @chufflord]

My mom keeps saying that if England wins trump will take credit for it because he golfed with harry kane

I hate trump as well but this is a SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID LIBERAL moment

[Max Blade @chufflord]

Ex wife who broke up wit me while I was abroad to be single for her abroad trip is going to Ibiza how do I ruin it for her?

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Max Blade @chufflord]

@69420yourmother Were you an Auburn pike?

[Max Blade @chufflord]

@FireMeUpFrank AI. Fat people don’t wear Henleys

[Max Blade @chufflord]

I want this hung in a museum. A terachad mogger with his racked goblin sidekick. The meme potential. The way it encapsulates every 21 year olds twitter. How do they both fucking look like that? I love it. Modern renaissance painting.