chulzmudgeon

Korean-American curmudgeon

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

Dear alien overlords, delaying your attack at this point is just being cruel.

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

Do not use @Clutter (Previously @MakeSpace). Almost a 4x increase in monthly charges. Then costs $169 to get your stuff so you can cancel account. #NYC #scams #CorporateGreed

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

No longer in the backyard, but still dropping nukes. | New Rule: #FreeUpTheMail | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) https://t.co/1oB6j07McG

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

I live to see the ones he has inspired. Fuck everything else. #RipChadwickBosman #WakandaForever

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

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[Dan Rather @DanRather]

So Joe Biden can now run on saving the Postal Service. That's a gift - the equivalent of a two-foot putt in politics. Donald Trump probably knows about two-foot putts. Or does he cheat on those too?

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

#GodIsCancelledParty | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) https://t.co/E4gx74Bldr

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

People can be amazing. #TheSpeedCubers #Netflix #FelixZemdegs #MaxPark

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

I went from crotch rot to Ashy Larry. (#NYC—>#Telluride)

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

GOAT. Full stop. #JamesHong #AsianAmericanActor https://t.co/oACXVfjl6q

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

Hey @united, eat a plate of dicks. #flightdelayed #missedconnections

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[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

Guess what, folks: it's only July.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

JUST IN: Hurricane Hanna makes landfall on Padre Island, Texas https://t.co/EezzytPaRz

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

Come on, it's hot AF. Go home and have a selter beer, ya dummies.

[NewYorkCityPeople @yyeeaahhhboiii2]

#HappeningNow #nyc #BlackLivesMatter

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

The truth is out there... somewhere in the middle.

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[The Ringer @ringer]

What does Bruce Lee mean to Asian Americans?

‘Be Water’ director @baomnguyen joins @davidchang and Chris Ying to discuss on #DaveChangShow.
https://t.co/CW59H7oyiC

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

But of course this is just CGI bc the world is flat...

[WIRED @WIRED]

If you haven't checked out Neowise, the brightest comet to grace the Northern Hemisphere in decades, tonight's one of your last chances. You can spot it after sunset, below the Big Dipper. https://t.co/zpSFRKaeaM

But you probably won't get as good a view as the ISS
🎥: NASA

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

I thought he’d just reply “chilled rosé, a Peloton, and ambidextrous masturbation”. He had much more interesting & insightful things to say. However, I did get 1 right:

[Steven Pinker @sapinker]

Steven Pinker interview: How does a liberal optimist handle a pandemic? https://t.co/jnfxvFhy2E

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I can only hope

[chulzmudgeon @chulzbiya]

@TheSlush Your statement would be more accurate if, instead of lightning, it was a huge half-man half-tiger with 4 arms. #FLAWLESS #BRUTALITY

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[Ken Jeong @kenjeong]

RT @alanyang The pandemic has exposed a terrible strain of anti-Asian sentiment all over the country. I worked with the @adcouncil to shoot this piece remotely and raise awareness. Please share and help stop the spread of anti-Asian racism.