Chamath Wijeratne

Just a guy with a dream and that dream is... to let people know how my day is going via Twitter.

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@filthycaspod Playing horizon zero dawn for the first time. Figured now is as good a time as ever!

[Joel Duscher @dusch13]

Hey @ausgov since you keep cutting welfare just wondering if you’re hiring? Happy to sit in on meetings and interrupt you when you raise points like “let’s cut welfare during a global pandemic” to say things like “how about we don’t do that you stupid fucking heartless cunts.”

[Joel L. Purba-Zammit @GoddammitZammit]

Why did wearing a mask become a political issue? Jesus fucking Christ. Wear a mask you dumb cunts or stay inside you dumb cunt.

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@popquiz_hotshot Id suck, but id be keen

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

Just saw @Lukey20 #fringeshow #lukebollandpresentstheworstshowatfringe2020. It lives up to its name. GO SEE IT! DO IT TO IT.

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

Ordering uber eats has become a chore now, as I have to get dressed to answer the door!

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@samohtbelac Like their rock solid ass. Excellent for hurting predators, but could crush your skull if you put your head under it

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@samohtbelac Don't be, there's some fucked shit about even the cuddliest australian animals... I.e. wombats

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

Watching @DoGoOnPod live at #thecomedylounge. Hell of a way to cap off my weekend! Great show, guys!! Hope ya come back!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@Alldogsaredead Congrats on your escape from the womb!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

THE FIVE STAGES OF CLIMATE CHANGE

1. Denial
2. Guilt
3. Depression
4. Acceptance
5. Drowning

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@samohtbelac Sadly, Caleb, your $50 note doesn't stand a chance against my Blue Eyes White Dragon

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@DoGoOnPod @davewarneke All in, baby!!

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@superstick42 Ya back! Hooray 🤗🤗welcome home

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@BellTowerTimez @PixelatedPirate So true!!

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@mrsundaymovies Hopefully a Marvel One shot of cap delivering the stones, maybe explain how some of the stones go back to looking like the tesseract and the sceptre

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

How many fortnite videos do I need to "not be interested in" before YouTube gets the message?

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@NSSI_RG @KateTonta Congrats @KateTonta !! :D

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

Not to sound racist in this day and age, but if you've got a phone support department in your company, dont put the guy with the heaviest accent there! Ffs! Give me a guy (or gal you sexist bastard) who I can fucking understand!

[Chamath Wijeratne @chum_wiji]

@KINGDOMHEARTS Frying pan and ever after saved by butt more times than I could count