"I just don’t like the idea of my franchise quarterback spending time at a baseball game. I mean, what are you doing, @bakermayfield? You don’t see guys like Aaron Rodgers shotgunning beers. Just not a good look. Go watch some film." - @ColinCowherd (probably)
Legend. https://t.co/IUCW1Kp4s3
Us: "Hey."
You: "..."
Us: "Hey!"
You: "..."
Us: "HEY!"
You: "What?"
Us: "Don't know how to tell you this, but ... DAD JOKES ARE BACK!"
Try to watch @JakeBauers11 and @J_Luppp crack some funnies without laughing ... We dare you!
@bkbkbk I just got the XR which is my first FaceID phone. Not a fan of when I want to check a message in middle of the night and I have to take a bright screen to the face 😂
It's always sad when a comedian gets old and isn't funny anymore. Few avoid this. But what if there was a comedian who not only didn't lose it, but instead became funnier everyday, every day until his last. There was one. And now there is not. Bob Einstein is gone. I loved him.