McFly

Extraordinarily regular⚡️Tweets and retweets != endorsements

[McFly @chumperzv3]

https://t.co/48qb5pCGM3

[Altine Kasire @altinekasre1]

There's a conversation in the Bible where Satan admits there are some people he can't touch... and almost nobody talks about it.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

gentle reminder that the woman who cooks and cleans for her family is sacrificing nothing and would still have to cook and clean without a family.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

Lois fights the kidnappers

[Maia @maiamindel]

monday: sociology is useless

tuesday: why do rich people give their children different names than poor people

[2BaD JuJu² @2bad2juju]

some nigga said they'd r@pe my OCs as a "compliment". the block button ain't enough

[mike philly @readmikephilly]

a year before my dad died he married a woman from Mexico who spoke no english

when his cancer took over/the doctors said that he should enter end of life care, she & I were sitting in his room and she looks at me and goes “we nee to hab a combersation”

hardest I’ve ever laughed

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

This is the kind of stuff Americans think happens in Russia, China and Iran

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when shawty getting jumped but i think i’ll just let her lil celebrity crush handle that

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

before you fall in love with her just know someone out there has a video of her getting backshots

[lou .ᐟ @silenth7lls]

realizing im getting no heals then turning around and both supports are dead

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Get a room.

[𝐄𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 @AnaboliclyJelqd]

The plastic surgeons are manufacturing e-girls

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

These cats were put in separate cages because they kept fighting

[Poetry✨ @bubbles_debs]

Need to join an adult debate club or something. I need to speak more. Words are being jumbled up in my mouth and I don’t like it.

[. @mrw1sconsin]

Lemme guess… Amazon

[rhi @loonaeves]

just got a rejection email for a VOLUNTEER position

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Nephew hit me up saying he wanna learn how to play Tekken so I basically just did this to him for two hours straight