Worm Dirty

Come hither

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

Ah, I was worried that was the case. I’ll keep that in mind.

[colin @colin1111111111]

BREAKING: New report from Rockstar games says in GTA VI players will have to manage various skin conditions such as eczema and seborrheic dermatitis as well as fungal infenctions like ringworm and athlete's foot

[ابن أوتشيها 🇸🇴🏴‍☠️ @SomaliSasuke]

QUESTION: you’re getting brutally executed by ISIS but halfway through, the terrorist’s fine ass daughter walks in the desert. You playing it cool or nah? 🤔

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my granny produces gallons of honey a day and she stings foes

[KurisuPoster @KurisuPoster]

How it feels to press “no thanks” to donating at the self-checkout:

[JackClark1927 @clark1927]

Idea for gas stations:

Put candy and gum etc by the cash registers, this will increase impulse purchases which will therefore increase overall profits

[steven @mynounswentpro]

*trying to sound cool ordering a drink*
yeah give me a coke and just jack all over it

[Cock Pornis @CockPornis]

It has everything

[Culver's Restaurants @culvers]

Made fresh when you order and served with extra care. That’s how we do things at Culver’s.

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Posting my poopie on the gram

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

my scaredy shrooms need to lock the frick in bro

[USAChildSoldier✌️😁 @USAChildSoldier]

Monday

[cam @realricchh]

Them construction workers just be outside playing 🤬

[mo money modigliani @slayaiken]

Standing up to give my seat on the subway to an elderly lady and then sitting back down on top of her