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La Chupacabra

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@MalikAlyza Her life

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@belba20 Not. Amused.

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♥️ I love @gtconway3d so much ♥️

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

gosh, I went back to take a look at Art. I, sec. 8, cl. 11 of the Constitution, and it looks like someone recently amended it

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This is how I spend my free time now that I'm done raising children 🙃 Nerd Game Strong

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#swoon

[Austin Statesman @statesman]

BREAKING: Matthew McConaughey among four locals joining Austin FC ownership group https://t.co/qVu81gWpZT

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Follow in the path of the illustrious @realDonaldTrump , I'm looking to purchase some international property. Will the owners of Djibouti please PM me?

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I'm simultaneously in awe of it's beauty and terrified of this creature. What is this thing? @ Northeast San Antonio, San Antonio, Texas https://t.co/HeZXhOj4Hl

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@realDonaldTrump Send Pence there; we don't want him in Texas.

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Bel-Zilla turns 18 and baby-daddy has Yeezy's Gold Digger on repeat ... Look around this crib and it's clear that song doesn't apply to me #wewantprenup?

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@belba20 Jefree Starr backed out of my makeover. You in?

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@belba20 Well, your Mama sounds like a total b*tch. You should run away to Chicago.

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18 years ago today, we were all gathered to meet you. Each day since, you have made us proud to be your family. Happy 18th Birthday, my little baby Bella... @ San Antonio, Texas https://t.co/cy4wCvzovx

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I just signed this petition on OrganizeFor with @ColorOfChange. Will you join me? #O4 https://t.co/A7SmQ6CL0W via @ColorOfChange

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Paint me like one of your French girls... #NeverTrustSiberians

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@belba20 Yer mahm sounz kewl af

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@belba20 Children under 18 shouldn't drive

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Worst case scenario: 1 year, 6 months, 14 days left...

[The Hill @thehill]

President Trump: "The Continental Army suffered a bitter winner at Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown. Our Army manned the air, it ran the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do."

[ReallyDon'tTrump @reallyDontTrump]

#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Little-Known Fact: We won because so many British soldiers couldn't fit their muskets in the overhead bin on their flights over.

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🍼 This photo was taken 18 years ago as we waited to meet our little baby Bella... I was miserable, but six days later it was so worth it when I held her in my arms and audreypatrice kissed her baby sister on July… https://t.co/XWVTH4s1MU

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@belba20 ft. @belba20 as both Flotsam AND Jetsam...