𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝

stupid raccoon
vore (and kinda venting) account!! mdni!
she/her 🏳️‍⚧️
dms open!!

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──
ᴡʜʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴏ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ!?

✴︎ Habitual Kleptomaniac Raccoon, Surya "Pocket" Kismet.

✴︎ Slight prey lean. (40 pred/60 prey) Slight dom lean. (60 dom/40 sub)

✴︎ Sapphic.

✴︎ Robin Arknights faceclaim.. (but a bit more endowed.)

more below ↓

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| They lie!!! Raccoons do NOT belong in wolpguts!!

[— 𝐍𝐚𝐨𝐦𝐢 .ᐟ.ᐟ @NaomiiWolper]

the lists don’t lie …

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| Grr, this gluttonous wolf.. I am NOT food!!!

[— 𝐍𝐚𝐨𝐦𝐢 .ᐟ.ᐟ @NaomiiWolper]

made some lists for everybody !

❤️ + ♻️ + 📸 , and I’ll add you to some lists !

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| Kablam, weird vampire girl has been made.

[ꜱʏʙɪʟ | 🦇 @rottingrosary]

𝒞𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓇, 𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝑒... 𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒹.
꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

𖤝 Vampire Archivist, works for The House of Unnatural History.

𖤝 Dom/Pred Lean (80/20)

𖤝 Sapphic.

𖤝 Mina Ha, Deadlock FC.

more below ↓

#vorerp

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| alrighty, yeah... I think I'm making vampire gal tonight, something inside me craves it...

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| Oh uh.. tags for attention
#vore #vorerp teehee

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| Call me a freak but I love the type of vore where both parties have a need for eachother, their bones aching with aeipathy, feeling as if it's preordained for one to end up in their lover's sweltering, slimy, unbearably tight stomach. But maybe I'm just an amorist.

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

@KobeniTan100 🖤| What an odd sound coming from my bowels... Good morning to you too <3

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| I'm awake. Woke up to my guts groaning so loud... Care to tell me who snuck down my throat while I was snoozing? 💢

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| Also thinking of making a vampire muse on a separate account, even if this one is really new, I just like making muses... Thought of just multi-musing but I like my themes too much :3

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| So tired that I'm genuinely in a state of awful disarray, someone tell me to go to bed.. ;-;

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

@MENINBELLY 🖤| I suppose you have a point... 💧

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

@KobeniTan100 🖤| Not afraid at all, you dork! Maybe try again once you've swallowed me <3

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| Who's this freaky gal tryna eat me... Good luck trying to catch the thief, loser!!

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

@KobeniTan100 🖤| Warnining me? About what? Your pathetic guts giving me a gentle massage for hours until you give up?

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| ALSO ALSO, grinding for pulls for Typhoeus is going to kill me istg...

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| Also, lowkey never realized because I'm an idiot, but Yvonne's jumps have little bubbly noises in Endfield, and it kinda makes me giggle and kick my feet. (I really like Yvonne, if you couldn't tell.)

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

🖤| today feels... foreboding, for some reason...

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

Awh! But you'd be such a good meal... for any predator! Totally not me. I do NOT drool when I think about asking for legal advice. That being said, are you free later? ...For law-related things! Totally!

[Mandy Lore, Attorney at Vore @AttorneyAtVore]

Oh…uh…

In that case, just…don’t eat me!

Yep, everything I said earlier only applies if the meal is not me!

Glad we all know I’m safe and untouchable!

Yep!

[𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 | 🦝 @churningthief]

But what if you *are* the victim? Kind of hard to delay a trial through layers of raccoon pudge, I'd reckon.. Hypothetically, of course! I'd never plan to eat my attorney!

[Mandy Lore, Attorney at Vore @AttorneyAtVore]

Trust me, I can delay a trial through many legal machinations. By the time we’re in court, you’ll be soft and pudgy.

Not a trace of victim to use against you!