Chuskumen

Statistician | Banker | Cyclist

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

I like what Mosiria and the Police are doing to those who don't use footbridges in Nairobi. It will help in instilling discipline.

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

He ignored the size of HIS stomach and attempted a 100-metre sprint. He finished the race, but the real winner was the STRETCHER taking him.

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

Not ideal for Toyota users.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Yehova Wanyonyi has finally remembered the daughter of Kamagut. This weekend, Sugoi is expected to resemble a barbecue festival as Charlene Ruto hosts her Koito âk Chaik, the traditional Kalenjin wedding ceremony. Rumor has it the guest list reads like a government payroll, featuring Cabinet Secretaries, CEOs, tenderpreneurs, and every wealthy gentleman who has ever described himself as a humble servant of the people.

To ensure maximum comfort, the venue will reportedly have two VIP sections... One for the Who Is Who, and another for the Who Is Also There also known as Walala Hoii. Walala Hoii who are financially handicapped in the society will be rewarded with a full-course meal, endless refreshments, and premium Kanamba speciioo a.k.a podipodi strong enough to make them start calling each other cousins.

Whether you're WANTAM, TUTAM, or simply EATAM, there's something on the menu for everyone. The only requirement is to arrive with an empty stomach and carry an avocado, because in this economy you don't leave such responsibilities to the hosts.

We wish Charlene and her better half a joyful marriage,, one that's permanently vaccinated against DUST, Unnecessary WhatsApp investigations, and late-night phone calls from yellow yellow damsels. Chesaa! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

Jogoo mbili nayo inataka Uber baridi

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

I have met many of you and even interacted with you one-on-one, yet I still choose to remain anonymous here on X.

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

I started paying attention to politics in secondary school when I watched Khalwale repeatedly chant "to stop corruption Kimunya Must Go" in Parliament. Back then, it genuinely felt like the fight against graft had begun especially just after Vision 2030 was launched.

What happened?

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

For a moment I thought they were installing a giant carpet instead of a road.

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

One reason I’m skeptical about electing very young presidents is what happens after they leave office. Look at Uhuru he retired early, and now he could spend decades trying to influence politics and destabilize whoever comes next. 😂

Maybe we need leaders who are ready to retire and die from politics completely after their term or they sign an MOU that they will never come back to disturb us.

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

Smart Farmers read the @TheStarKenya

[Kipchumba Araap Maina. @Pchumba__sawe]

Hii app the only time people are interested about your thoughts ni time ya politics pekee

[Dipo Adepoju @DipoAdepoju]

Life is good

God is faithful

[Eric @amerix]

As a MAN,

No matter how tough your life has become,

You have the potential to RECREATE yourself.

A man can walk into a construction site to mix ballast & cement, then 6 months later, he’s the manager of two other construction sites.

Be proud you are a MAN.

#BetterTogether

[Chuskumen @chuskumen]

@_feloh_ Sure enough

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

They built a Open University of Kenya in Konza and then made it predominantly an online learning institution. How is the city supposed to grow and become vibrant without the students, lecturers, and staff who would create demand for housing, restaurants, entertainment, transport, and other businesses?

[Chuskumen @chuskumen]

@_feloh_ Man is so happy

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

A friend who celebrates your success genuinely, loudly, and without jealousy is a blessing. Your wins don't threaten them, they make them happy. That's a real friend.

[:) @realkimetojoy]

Just a happy girl😌😌
August photo dump anyone 😂📸

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

A good number of kids in international schools are Somalis. Devolution money inafanya kazi mzuri in the North.

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

These beautiful women are trouble. 😂 While I am still figuring out where to hide and spend our millions, Julieta suddenly shows up with her ex-husband.

I ask, “Julieta, who is this guy?”

She says, “That's the father of my children.” 😭

That's exactly what Edwin Sifuna is doing by inviting troublemakers into Linda Mwananchi. You think you're building a movement, then suddenly the people you invited arrive with their own baggage. 😂.