charlotte

she/her 🇵🇸

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

There's no point. I dug up Dobby seven years ago and ate him. Smoked him like a brisket

[Spencer Greenberg 🔍 @SpencrGreenberg]

Take part in our attraction study by rating faces! https://t.co/b9dM4xGi1P

[charlotte @chvrlotte]

@powerswitchhh i didn't get shown him and i feel robbed

[Kenneth @NiceGuyKenny]

It’s a strange old feeling being 1-0 up on 84 minutes and still knowing for a fact you’re going to lose.

[Paul @p444444ul]

did basically nothing at work today

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[calypso @abeqne]

women in male dominated fields x

[charlotte @chvrlotte]

first time in my adult life i've ever been "today years old when i discovered these two are a couple" .... i'm stunned

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

If I had a nickel for every time two members of a real life straight couple talked about getting pegged by a woman on HBO Max I’d have one nickel, which isn’t a lot, but it’s cool that it happened even once

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈

[james @jms_tny]

Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

@Variety you told bigoted jokes and now the bigots love you. that's like, a straight line.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

@Variety Yes who could have predicted your jokes punching down at a disadvantaged minority would be taken up by the political party that has been relentlessly attacking and scapegoating them for the last decade.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

@Variety

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe drinking beers all night and having a cigarette is actually really good for you. there is really no way to know

[aylin ☽ @weepingcaesar]

shaking my head while reading a book in first person pov so everyone knows i didn't actually do this shit