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[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump on school shootings: "It's horrible but we have to get over it."

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

Sure, it's bad, but all I'm saying is we have to get over it.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

wow the Groundhog just called me and apparently trump getting shot in the Gay ear means 6 more weeks of brat summer

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine if Republicans were this concerned and angry when it's a school shooting.

[andrew lowe @andrewlowe]

I’m not glamorizing mental illness i just happen to be glamorous and mentally ill

[invader zim @f8the]

whoever they fired at Spotify they need to rehire them

[sarah @sarahradz_]

I want AI to anticipate what groceries I'm running low on, search every flier and website in my city to find the best price, and compile me a weekly list based on best deals per fewest stops. I do not want AI to make a picture of me if I were an astronaut.

[ghost . . @sulky80715248]

Tbh im serving something A lot more sinister than cunt

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I am no mans peace. I wake up with a question

[teryn @youngtiddy]

don’t get me wrong i’m an alcoholic but why are u cracking open a soda at 8am

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You can't find a more depressed city than Philly after losing its third championship in four months @katebarstool @BarstoolPhilly

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Win or lose, Eagles fans are gonna flip a bunch of cop cars and I think that’s beautiful

[♓︎ @PISCESPRADA]

changing my i-should-have-known-betters to “i know better now”. all the past versions of me made who i am today. i am thanking her. i am honoring her. i am forgiving her.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Sad girl winter

[teryn @youngtiddy]

going to jupiter to get more stupider y’all want anything

[love bug @dollysoulsiren]

adopting lucky girl syndrome in 2023 we’re gonna be delusional and then get everything we want!!!

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Get up Get stoned Make sure you do some physical activity today

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Its not intentional 😅

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’ve decided to just be fully delusional this year and see where that takes me cuz being sensible hasn’t gleaned the results i’m looking for