𝓒𝓱𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓫𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓽𝓪𝓷🧈⁷

@BTS_twt owns my heart, my soul, and my wallet
She/her 23

[𝓒𝓱𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓫𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓽𝓪𝓷🧈⁷ @Chybug_97]

My important (kinda) shit

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[Just Some Guy 🦬 @jeremylatzke]

Funny how like a week ago the Brits were on here saying that Americans just don’t understand the severity of English heat waves, and now we’ve got stories about how their soccer players are all about to drop over dead because it’s 85 degrees out.

[binuus @skzumiii]

“why are you a fangirl in your 20s” the idols are literally in their mid-to late 20s? you think they’re performing for toddlers? half the fandom has a full-time job and back pain we are peers. what do you want me to do instead? go home and stan a spreadsheet?

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Rize⁷ @rize07addict]

who told you Mic Drop wasn't hated by kpopstans as aggressively as Hooligan when it dropped? the "Did you see my bag?" had them shaking, throwing up and writing essays after essays dragging BTS everyday. Drove them as crazy as "Hahahahahaha Hooligan" it's just history repeating itself.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

They will literally ban this in the United States because some dental corporation cries to the government that it will lose money.

[American in China @USA_BaoziLover]

In 2026 it is now cheaper to buy 1 burger combo for 15 dollars than it is to have 4 burger combos for 24 dollars.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I honestly don't know how rich people end up committing crimes. If I had just $500K, I would live so peacefully, mind my own business, take walks, wear my little outfits, read books, and just feed birds.

[ASOSE @MarkOnClouds]

@luxemiaa @upshine3 That little “tank yew” would’ve had me standing outside the door fighting for my life

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Just went into my 2yo son’s room to check on him and noticed he needed a diaper change. So I change him as quickly as possible so he wouldn’t wake up. I covered him and started closing his bedroom door and I hear a quiet, sleepy “tank yew” 😭😭😭

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

during a nanny interview this lady asked me my rates and I told her $19/hr (minimum in our state is $15) and she told me "I was thinking closer to $10" and I said "I'm sorry, that just doesn't work for me."
TELL ME WHY THIS WOMAN DEADASS SAYS "Well this job isn't supposed to pay your bills" ?!?!
MAAM YOU WANT ME 40 HOURS A WEEK!!! THIS JOB BETTER PAY MY BILLS

Also one really important thing I want to note is that this mother also expected cleaning when the babies napped. Not just cleaning up the kiddos stuff.
Whole house. Including the parents rooms. She expected mopping. Daily.

[Anthony Avon .Art @AnthonyAvonArt]

So stop it maybe? Who are you warning? I can't do anything, YOU are the UN.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Tomorrow, pack just the utensils. If he asks where his lunch is, tell him it’s in the trash, where he left it.

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

That pack of ground beef alone is $15-20

[frances 🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

this post is over 10 years old and still just as relevant as the day i reblogged it all those years ago.

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

having dinner at a hotel bar the other night struck up a conversation with a mid-level United Healthcare exec. he told me he puts over $300,000 a year on his company credit card just for entertaining clients. In case you’re wondering why you can’t afford health insurance

[@itslaylas on upscrolled 🪬 @itslaylas]

i think health insurance companies should be charged with murder if they intentionally deny a patient a lifesaving medication or procedure. if they want to act like doctors, they need to face the consequences. if a healthcare provider does that, we can lose our licenses.