Airport bartender offered me a shot after I closed out because she was amazing. I said no thank you cuz I don’t do shots. She goes “ok well remember, you’re not flyin the plane” and I fear I will be using that line forever.
I’m drunk on a plane listening to David by lorde. Making my return to Twitter to let you know that in this specific moment I’m having a better time than you. But I wish you all nothing but better moments than me always