UCLA DB Joshua Swift, majoring in molecular, cell and developmental biology, said he wanted to come back and be the team doctor one day.
Save this tweet for, say, 2035.
technicallyyyy i was lying too but that’s besides the point 🌚 men really be out here lying with their whole chest. at least choose a lie you can back up!!
this guy was tryna get at bestie at the club. he said he was a neurologist, i knew he was lying. asked him if he was still training etc and he couldn’t give me a straight answer.
i didn’t wanna press him too much cause i wanted my girl to get her free drink and all, but he could tell i was sus of him. eventually he asked me what i did and i told him i was a med student. the way his whole demeanor changed bc HE knew that EYEE knew that he was lying
in 9th grade, the only Black staff member dress coded me bc he said i reminded him of his daughter and he wouldn’t want her dressing like that. and i’m just thinking bout it now like what type of discrimination was this?? racially charged reverse nepotism???