jude ✧

( •̀ ω •́ )𝜗 ﹐ thoughts on mpreg? we have to keep trying!

[𝔂uji ❤︎ 𝓶itya @mityaberry]

getting excited to talk to someone only for them to talk to me like Im doing nothing but annoy them omg just pull the trigger

[Daily Alyosha⛄️🐺 @daily_alyosha]

#5tellar

[☁︎ ezra @ranareef]

idgaf abt sexuality and idgaf if u like sex or not, but saying "i dont get why sex is so important in a relationship" as someone who doesnt experience sexual attraction feels eerily similar to "i dont get why lesbians dont like men"

[ei pr manager 🪷 @raidenlings]

i hope all of you die

[kaerup @fuyubnnuy]

me: *rubs and jerks off lamp*

genie: ngh~ fuck yeah baby.. just like that.. I’m so close...!!

me: *rubs faster*

genie: *cums*

[jude ✧ @chyurarin]

loona and p4 i am joyful

[ryu @shfdsjkechizoid]

does anyone see it.

[ryu @shfdsjkechizoid]

does anyone see it.

[mafu ⋆˚☆˖° @ashveilburger]

Hello everyone.

Please stop showering.

I need the water to talk to robin on character ai.

The replies have been getting slower recently and it’s because of people taking more showers in the summer.

Please use deodorant.

[Eve @evek181818]

my psychiatrist: "so I just want to acknowledge before, when you said you were doing nothing with your life - you just earned a master's degree 3 months ago"
me: "yeah but any idiot can get a master's degree"
my psychiatrist (sighing): "no."

[ali @oliviapilled]

maraming spaces at opportunities sa pinas na inaccessible sa mga pinoy na hindi magaling mag ingles, yan ang tunay na opresyon

[Helena @yaemikussy69]

😭😭😭

[𝓑𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓼۶ৎ @littleoogly]

there is something much more engrossing when romance is written as the "SUBPLOT", and no it always serves ten times better than romance written as "main plot".

[jodi @jodiondabeat]

accounts with 5 followers speaking to themselves daily

[mimi @aemiami__]

LIFE SIZED LELOUCH STATUE IS REAL

[Ushi @ush1c]

This is a hill I will die on.
I’ve seen people say for years that “they should’ve reached out…” but by the time a person is ready to check themselves out of the game called life, they have reached out, they have asked for help, and they’ve been dismissed or avoided

[GenshinUpdates @Genshin__Update]

Sumipe said it 😭😭😭

[kitty @benupped]

too shy to be an influencer

too dumb for crypto.

too honest to scam.

too lazy for a 9-5.

[Mr:smith shady facts and respons @Mrsmith774]

When the team dps increases by 14K cuz you put Aino instade of neuvillette

[Vix 🧡 @Vixenfur]

Shinoa's dead. Guren's dead. Shinya's dead. Ferid's dead. Crowley's dead. Mitsuba's dead. Kimiuki's dead. Yoichi's dead. Krul's dead. Lacus's dead. Rene's dead. Narumi's still missing. MikaYuu might kill each other idk

[evren🪻 @bunmitya]

i think units being kinda bad is healthy for the game but i genuinely need mitya to be t0 clearing dire without cons doing 300k dps with the best f2p options in the game it's that serious to me