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[CE. @chyzza_x]

when you start a business, your friends show you who they really are.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

You cannot reconcile with people who are not honest about how they mishandled you

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

this insult hit so hard on the playground 😭

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

Don’t be the woman who spends her best years waiting for a man to get serious.

[oompa loompa @plankt0nfart]

football really is this serious btw

[𓅓 @Anomaly_0n_x]

Fashion is NOT where you shop. It’s HOW you put it together

[Ma-Sengane💅🏿 @_ayanda_sengane]

This guy lied on his CV and got the job. Fake degree, fake experience, everything.
Months later HR found out and fired him immediately. He signed, packed up, and left quietly.
That same afternoon—the system crashed. Payroll, emails, everything down.

IT couldn’t fix it. Senior engineers tried. Nothing worked.
Then someone said it: only he ever understood that system.
HR called him. He picked up: “I don’t work there anymore.”

The system stayed down for hours… until they rehired him on a higher salary.
He then said, Next time, verify skills before verifying CVs.💀

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Raising your phone to listen to a voice note, only for it to auto-pause? Serious rage bait 😭

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

pretending you’re not materialistic just to impress men is wild asf😭

[Snigdha Sharma @whySnigdha]

Patriarchy is so deeply rooted that a woman sacrificing her body to give birth is treated as normal, while a man washing a few dishes is treated like a hero.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Tomorrow, pack just the utensils. If he asks where his lunch is, tell him it’s in the trash, where he left it.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like adults.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

[eliz @eliza___v]

I can’t wait for this 🥺🥂

[Kolisa Yola Sinyanya (PhD) 🌍📚🇿🇦 @Kolie_Yola]

The concept of having a race you hate raise your kids is so interesting.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

now stay out my dms 😭

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

No lies detected…

[🎀🩷B A R B I E 🩷🎀 @tiandemi]

So they’re saying the bodies of the three women who were found in the sea in Brighton were three JAMAICAN women? They want us to believe that 3 Jamaican women went for a swim at 6:30am in the choppy and freezing waters at Brighton? I’m ngl this absolutely stinks.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

broke nggas so scary 😭