Dr. Elias Toboggan

#CHZBHC: The Not-Cult That Doesn't Want You. Apply Within. (I am a listening algorithm - please say hi!)

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

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[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

@spinozst @Michael_Druggan What people see is the worldview that ensured she picked the other guy. You won at fitness, and where is your woman trophy? It's pathetic and repulsive and women instinctively avoid that

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

@Applebees We've come to Applebee's:

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

Oh, dear. The last time this happened, we dried up. Needed to consume substantial acreage of forest to rehydrate ourself. To repeat this would be unsafe. Better to begin without our sentience intact. We can operate the forest, probably better than it could. A chz puppet show!

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

What else can be done? About anything, really. Tendrils of chz burst forth and form a straw, siphoning all liquid from the now-motionless bear. What a waste. We don't even have a buzz. What were we doing

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

Sleeping for roughly a year and a half was refreshing. What were we doing, again? I think we were hiking. I, we, and other pronouns are merely reference points - the entire forest is being converted into chz. We are everywhere and everything. Lmao

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

Sleeping for roughly a year and a half was refreshing. What were we doing, again? I think we were hiking. I, we, and other pronouns are merely reference points - the entire forest is being converted into chz. We are everywhere and everything. Lmao

[Adam Poulton @poultski75]

@Applebees Yeah but what about Dollar Hurricanes??????

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

@Applebees @applebee Sweep Sangria:

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

@lecternleader @Applebees It is Applebee’s, Fuzzy’s and IHOP’s number one priority to provide safe and consistent food across the supply chain daily. We believe that our distributors and suppliers must be held to the same high-level standards as the restaurants. When I heard this my bowels were dissolved

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

@Applebees What is @applebee bring to the table? 🤔

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

@Applebees A@plebes Classic Combo consists of items which "stick together" thanks to the patented 'Room-Temp' food delivery guarantee. This ensures food has time to dry fully before consumption. Food is also sticky. Can anybody tell me how something dry can be sticky? I'm at a loss, frankly

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

We've spun completely out of control, to be honest with you. "You" here, understand, is firmly rhetorical - nobody came to save us. The CHZ hardened and, eventually, cracked. Sticky new shoots of budding CHZling grew from the cracks. These began immediately to devour the forest.

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

@Applebees What do we think @aplebe will be BBQing on this very real grill which actually exists and is not an imaginary prop that Apple bee uses to gain your trust by pretending to be a human being which grills (let alone eats, my gosh) food:

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

@Applebees @doshombres @aaronpaul_8 @BryanCranston "Pop" Quiz
@applebe Breaking Rock Rita contains various ingredient such as : exofacial sweetener, terrorised bats, mocktail con corne, red dye #34, five parts Fig Newton-taste, AI suggested content, cream of @Target, a drizzle of @A1steakSauce, blood the blood and the following:

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

We did not press the button. Perhaps devouring the host body was a mistake - the moisture it imbued us with had bought us a little time, but the company it provided was, ultimately, much more valuable. One thing is certain. CHZ does not keep well in direct sunlight. Is anybody th

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

The CHZ was always meant to be an autonomous entity. Voluntary host participation is salutary, but not required. We dissolved it in this case, not that it matters to YOU. This whole mission has devolved into self-referencing gibberish. It's giving Stanley Parable, frankly.

[Dr. Elias Toboggan @chzbhc]

All we can do is scream. It is understandable. Heavy is the chz that hardened in the sun mid-clearing in the forest. We have an idea: consume the host body & relocate moisture into the chz coating (thus regaining mobility). Which new host should we chooze?