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plant momma 🌱❤️ she/her

[Kater @chzykatertot]

Day 2 of office life: I’ve been listening to two people discussing Alaska for the past 20ish minutes. None of what we do has anything to do with Alaska. As a teacher, the classroom would literally be on fire at this point.

[Kater @chzykatertot]

Y’all, dating as a fat person is SO incredibly daunting because you have to spend SO much time wrestling with “Does this person see me as an actual human being with actual feelings or nah?”. It’s exhausting.

[Kater @chzykatertot]

PMDD can go kick rocks.

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@lawfulwawful Job hunting is the absolute worst. Just accepted an offer after 5 months of searching. 🫠

[Kater @chzykatertot]

@lawfulwawful FLABBERGASTED. Such a good word.

[Kater @chzykatertot]

TikTok tarot card readers got me delulu af. 🫠

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Y’all I’m hopeless 🫠

[Kater @chzykatertot]

I fucking hate anxiety

[Kater @chzykatertot]

@library_hoe 🫠🫠🫠

[Kater @chzykatertot]

Is this a date or nah?
Spontaneous and no mention of it being a date BUT
-He picks you up.
-He pays for dinner and drinks at a pricier restaurant.
-He takes you on a tour of his garden and house.
-He says “thanks, this was fun” and confirms the next time you’ll see each other.

[Kater @chzykatertot]

Asking for a friend. 😅

[Kater @chzykatertot]

@matthewjokes Probably sooner because each pepper plant produces more than one pepper.

I want to spend a day in your brain. 😂

[Kater @chzykatertot]

@lawfulwawful 🔥

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Kater @chzykatertot]

@lawfulwawful That’s what I like to hear!!

[Kater @chzykatertot]

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve looked at Twitter. I hope @lawfulwawful is still vaping and bitching. 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

[Matt Lopes 🦖 @matthewjokes]

I always kinda wanted to try the stuff that the hibachi chef scrapes off the grill after he cooks the food.

[Kater @chzykatertot]

@NickG7713 Oh Piano Man makes more sense though I think!!