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[Sammie🥺 @cheekysammiex]

Today ive woken up in one of those moods where i just wanna be picked up and pinned against the wall...

[Noel Furlong @19YearNoel]

Getting communion in Cahir is like queuing for the scratcher

[Deirdre Laverty @deirdre_laverty]

We stand by Italy during these trying times. Share your Support for our Italian friends, They are our colleagues, friends and family. Cari amici, siamo con voi. #COVID19 #WeStandWithItaly

[spock @ciank546]

@CarlMullan thats a crime against stew

[spock @ciank546]

@CarlMullan as pat short once said "keep the windows closed or you might as well make tea for them" @CarlMullan

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

My 5yr old son told me going to bed that Jesus’ surname was Christ and his ma was called Mary Christ. He’s the one that told me that pancakes were called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a pan and I’d never thought of that so he could be right about the Christs.

[Noel Furlong @19YearNoel]

@MetEireann what are ye giving today? Dwyer is going at the bottom field and if he gets rained on, there’ll be a Ford 2000 coming through the wall of RTE. 🚜

[spock @ciank546]

@JOEdotie its like two ends of fuck all tied together

[Sarah-Jayne Tobin @TheSJTobin]

Ah God. 😔 #KeithFlintRIP #TheProdigy

[spock @ciank546]

@djjennygreene @MaverickSabre @kelkeogh @NickyByrne happy birthday folks been listening since day one and still love it keep up the good work 👌👌

[spock @ciank546]

@johnconnors1990 and no sign of remorse "it was just a joke with a male" he claims to only have sinned with a woman pathetic excuse for a human

[Sarah-Jayne Tobin @TheSJTobin]

I love this story, fair play to Martin. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Dustin The Turkey @DustinOfficial]

Official Poultry Party Presidential Campaign 2018 Statement.

Following much speculation I am happy to provide clarity re the upcoming Aras race. After much thought, and given the sheer volume of joke candidates already in the mix, I’ve decided NOT to run. #GodHelpUsAll #Clowns

[David McWilliams @davidmcw]

Please make all this #LeavingCert BS stop. It is a giant pub quiz - nothing more; which rewards a certain, narrow type of intelligence & humiliates hundreds of thousands of other, highly creative, beautiful minds.

[Stig Quotes @stigquotes]

Some say he can send smoke signals with a Citroen.

[Stig Quotes @stigquotes]

Some say he's the reason Waldo's hiding

[spock @ciank546]

@KeithWalsh2fm @KeithWalsh2fm think you should just go ahead and stop bloody talking about it😂😂

[spock @ciank546]

@iamCiaraKing because in the west it would be oh look some snow lets get on with life😂😂

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Powerful fucking speech. Fair play. https://t.co/oum7RWW7j4