Ciaron

Give me 5 loaves and 2 fishes and you get a fish sandwich and like it.

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

This is just a test

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

@JohnBarrowman Once heard it explained.
I like muscly, hairy, stubble, strong features. You like slender, smooth skin, delicate features.
Which one is more like a child?
Gay doesn’t mean paedophile as much as straight doesn’t.

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

Not for leaking economic policy to #Epstein or advising threats to the UK chancellor.
#mandelson lawyers, not mentioning it might be due to that.
Good to know.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Lord Mandelson’s lawyers say he was arrested because of “baseless suggestion” he was planning to leave country https://t.co/Hwk6cNXR6T

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

@StephenKing Best actress for her role as woman who even likes President Taco Bonespur?

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

@brianmoore666 Best actress for her role as Mrs Trump pretending she even likes President Taco Bonespur

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

@DaveMilbo @tmorello Feels very opportunistic for everyone to doubt this.
President Taco Bonespur has a long history of wanting to avoid conflict on a very personal basis. #tacobonespur

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

@JaquelineG007 @ByDonkeys Bored with something is the correct English but lots of people will say they are bored of something rather than with. In colloquial English it would be understood but anyone who has learnt English correctly would agree with you. Cheers 🥂

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

Dear @BenObeseJecty and @AlistairCarns. Bit worried that you may not have expert status on avoiding the front line.
President #TacoBonespur on the other hand is the worlds preeminent expert on not going to the front line. He may be more qualified on this.

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

Has #trump created the perfect cyclic system in bringing #maduro to the US. #ICE now need to deport him. Leading to the Tango shitgibbon needing to recapture him so he can be deported again.

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

#ChrisRea

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

At the end of @qikipedia Sandi said about flour and water making glue. Add eggs and sugar you make cake. Where did the glue go. That’s not how you make cake though.
Butter not water. Lose 10 points

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

And btw no I’m not actually serious this is a silly distraction from a stupidly busy week in work spilling over into semi-reality

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

Quick @richardosman @JoshPughComic is in his decanter detective series as Paul Justice
Ex military intelligence injured in the line of service now working as a private investigator the title is Justice is blind
All I need is a writer of murder mystery novels. Know anyone?

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

The love interest/Rom com element of sorts is the battle to accept his failing eyesight from the IED shrapnel near his optic nerve and refusal to accept he might need a cute guide dog who obviously wins him over eventually

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

Thought about this in pottery classes yesterday evening.
Plot device is their investigative partner has to explain all the clues for thickos like me. #houseofgames

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

@EastEndJoe

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

@tmorello, @StephenKing not preaching I would have thought the same is true in the UK. It’s an horrific indictment of how market forces and adherence to capitalism have failed society.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Income inequality is higher in the US today than it was in 1774, even if you factor in slavery.

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

@reformexposed Change kit is brown.

[Ciaron @ciaronmurphy1]

@RealTimVine They think it’s all over. It is now!
#SCODEN