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[C @cierra_hatch]

Water your garden, stunt.

[sally darr @sallydarr]

photo: me on my wedding day with a man you've never seen before
the caption: hard launch

[Leticia R. @lettytesta]

Me: I have a headache.

WebMD: and it will be your last.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“I’m here for a good time, not a long time” between Covid and climate change, you’re here for neither

[Rod @justme_rod]

The CDC is now saying that you should save a horse (ride a cowboy)

[Ralph Anthony @RalphTheMouth81]

CDC in 2020: mask up

CDC in 2021: get vaccinated

CDC in 2022: it is what it is

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

the cdc announced that you can now lose a guy in just 5 days

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

One thing I love about New Orleans is being a little scared

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Don’t really drunk text but I’ll have two coffees on an empty stomach and send the most humiliating message of my life before 10am

[Ben Wegmann @benwegmann]

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anyone. Apologize to me.

[Peyton Mabry @peytonmabry]

saw something that said "if I'm a lot,
go find less" and that's the vibe.
forever..

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

At some point we'll have to face the fact that politely asking the ruling class to stop climate destruction is not going to work.

[alina 寧 @seapearlangel]

if i was jake gyllenhaal i'd just post a selfie wearing that scarf then turn my phone off

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

It’s a bones day! 💪🏽#BonesDay

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

IT IS A BONES DAY. I repeat - IT IS A BONES DAY.

[Nthabank @nthabank]

no text back but active on social media really triggers the Joe Goldberg in me

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

As if this year could get any worse I just met a dog named amanda

[phoebe eve @PhoebeKolesar]

Mom can u come pick me up I’m surrounded by girls w Michael kors