doodlebug 🐛

part time hot girl, full time bitch 🖤🦋 she/her

[doodlebug 🐛 @cierrataylorr]

it really is me and this cowlick on my head against the world

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life

[S1apSh0es @S1apSh0es]

It will be a cold day in hell before I ever submit to the Kingdom of Virginia.

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

this is the worst week ever to be a gay theatre kid

[lex updog @niceupdog]

dolly parton will return as a hurricane to destroy the white house

[doodlebug 🐛 @cierrataylorr]

“Some of y'all don't want gothic romance, you just want to see people fuckin in a haunted house”

[deep noodle @drunkbird2]

dropping it low to A Horse with No Name

[doodlebug 🐛 @cierrataylorr]

@AndiePThomas Fair, honestly.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[aquila 🫀 @belllmonts]

the "hear me out" crowd is about to have the best time of our lives

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

hearing a beloved friend say the words “can i be mean for a sec” is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

A vampire alligator singing a song that reminds him of what it was like to feel the sun on his scales.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

July? Still gay.

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

I took her to the river and I creeked it

[emi @vxmpcore_]

maybe ur cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Have you found healing through dance today?

[tumblr @tumblr]

when babygirl is a 260+ year old vampire

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

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