Andie, Certified Horse Girl™

Authoress | Fiber Artist | Intellectual Idiot

[Andie, Certified Horse Girl™ @AndiePThomas]

Books I read in 2026:

1. Betrayal in Time by Julie McElwain (Book 4 of the Kendra Donovan series)
⭐️Star Rating: 3/5

[Andie, Certified Horse Girl™ @AndiePThomas]

"I, Anthony, don't blame Emily. "

"I blame Emily. She likes to cause PROBLEMS."

[homo extraordinaire @homo_extraord]

Ik this has been discussed at some length but truly this question is so baffling to me… when i read fiction I am not involved whatsoever & I do not exist in the world of the story

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

babe are u ok you’ve hardly touched ur GAS PEDAL THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT IS 65 WHY THE FUCK ARE U GOING 50

[݂ ⑅ annie ❤︎s frodo ᣟ݂ᣟ𓏼՞ @suullengirrl]

did i like jesus as jesus

[Andie, Certified Horse Girl™ @AndiePThomas]

They're taking everyone except for Virginia Foxx

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

BREAKING: Lionel Richie, 77, rushed to ICU 🔗 https://t.co/SFZoDGTMbN

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“just because it’s the last weekend of august doesn’t mean the summer’s over!!!”

yes it does. grow up. wear some neutral colors. find a soup recipe. look up how an index fund works.

[S1apSh0es @S1apSh0es]

It will be a cold day in hell before I ever submit to the Kingdom of Virginia.

[yaya (#1 spidey glazer) @yayaasothrwrlld]

no seriously what’s Mamdani’s plan to bring Dolly back to life?

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

Bitch McConnell is being held up by duck tape and toothpicks, but Dolly Parton gets called up yonder?

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

computer. My Tennessee Mountain Home. loud enough to kill.

[⟡Saint✦ @Starinabirdcage]

@countautiscula THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HIT NC SINCE HURRICANE HELENE

[bella @etrnalsandglass]

fuck i thought this was just something i picked up from the internet i didn’t realize i lived in the dawg zone

[BouffantBecky @bouffantbecky]

If she goes before that diseased, orange demon I’m tearing down the pillars of the earth.

[Andie, Certified Horse Girl™ @AndiePThomas]

@Violet_Stone003 I did that last Halloween!

[mimimimi @munichg1rl]

i also mention by best friend at every opportunity so i understand matt damon

[Andie, Certified Horse Girl™ @AndiePThomas]

@cierrataylorr It was a brilliant question, Justin is just concerned.

[Andie, Certified Horse Girl™ @AndiePThomas]

"She's on a real cannibalism kick."

"I'm assuming we're talking about Cierra."

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

i’m crying

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

pause. put your clothes back on. you’re going to explain to me why out of every girl, you picked me. this essay response is worth 50% of your relationship grade