britt

neckretary of domeland security

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Seeing a cow can be spiritually enriching

[kate @v1rgovix3n]

I love bitches that arent afraid to eat Taco Bell where are all of the bitches that arent afraid to eat Taco Bell

[verne ☆☆╮ @groundeddarling]

thinking of all the soup i will have this fall/winter

[niva. @laniva_]

I hate constipation get tf out my ass gang

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

It’s crazy you can’t tell who’s Canadian on here they could be anyone

[jynx @jynxbby]

if i knew how to back flip that'd be my response to everything

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

I’m in my retired party girl era until I’m reunited with my long distance best friends. Then the spirit of the jersey shore cast possesses me like an ancient creature.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

ur honor you’re not being a girls girl rn

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

[trying to get her in the mood] national geographic posted a new hour long shark documentary if you wanna watch it

[⋆┈┈｡ﾟ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ❁ུ۪ ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ﾟ｡┈┈⋆ @periwinkle333]

babe you look so beautiful in the brake lights of this chick-fil-a drive thru

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

im sorry i can’t go i haven’t had my 8-12 hours of alone time yet

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

I loveeee to gossip with my friends!!! Everyone has lost their shit! Everyone is evil but us!! Everyone’s sooooo annoying Omg

[a nosey italian @acozyitalian]

Idk what this little freak is but I love his energy

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

ok well. im playing on the swings so..text u later

[Dreams in Analog @deadbeatat_dawn]

Where the real freaks at

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

me liking every “you had one job” and “how do you miss” tweet i see on my fyp