mr feryeasure

[mr feryeasure @cigripper]

When I was 16 and worked at jets pizza I would buy weed from one of the delivery guys and he had a guinea pig farm in his trailer

[Chief Keith @pangaeafan]

drug dealers used to always have some wild ass biology in their house. you’d go over to buy a gram of weed and a cat would be giving birth in the corner

[mr feryeasure @cigripper]

Somebody just farted in the stall next to me and said “excuse me”

[Vincent LaGuardia Gambini, ESQ. @itsjustmike25]

just wanna drop this gem

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy

[mr feryeasure @cigripper]

May have been a bit too quick to judge that boy Kyle Allen

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

JACKSON MEEKS FOR 68

#DETvsATL | 📺 Lions TV Network

[mr feryeasure @cigripper]

So hungover that I just pulled over on the side of Jefferson to sit on the curb for a minute. Chimed in on these smack heads convo now I’m gettijng mogged by a girl with no hair

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

O YES I am

[Freim TV @revistafreim]

🎨Pop indie con alma y experimentación: Joyride, Benny Boy y Three Colors se juntan en esta playlist que no da giros obvios 🌀✨ #Joyride #BennyBoy #ThreeColors #NewMusic #IndiePop #Spin #GoldenMeans
https://t.co/xXS3S0e9YG

[mr feryeasure @cigripper]

Just another day of being perfect with 0 mistakes made

[mr feryeasure @cigripper]

Logged into this girls ex boyfriends DoorDash account. Got 4 buzzballs on the way. Looking at a PS5 now

[mr feryeasure @cigripper]

Summercels be like “yeah this feels awesome” meanwhile it’s so hot out that you can’t walk your dog or it will die

[mr feryeasure @cigripper]

Dishwasher at work was talking about boycotting McDonalds for ethical reasons. That came as a real surprise until he said the ethical reason is that they use human meat in their burgers

[mr feryeasure @cigripper]

Ate an edible a while ago and put on a Hitler documentary. Lost the remote, I’m getting scared now and can’t figure out how to turn it off

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

Man yall really beat that damn smith and Wesson hat to death huh

[Blaketheman1000 @OrtizGoldberg]

Incredible tattoo

[rubie 🐱 (they/them) @zootzsnoots]

this place is a prison

[mr feryeasure @cigripper]

Your references are outta control man everybody knows that

[. @fakexavierrr]

Cooper DeJean anytime TD

[kc @cause4alarm]

I’m listening to these songs that sound amazing in my ears