Ciiarra Nicole

“ope, just gonna squeeze right past ya there and grab the ranch.”

[frye @___frye]

did nolan’s odyssey include the Soggy Bottom Boys or did they strip that out for “modern audiences”

[saira @sairaspooks]

how am i supposed to know the difference between the parasitic diarrhea and the poop man coming to collect his debts

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

My walk home on ketamine in which I got lost on my own block for an hour was, in many ways, my own ‘Odyssey’

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

"is the name 'Jimothy' for a weird raccoon 'reddit' or 'millennial cringe'?" the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

[𓃠 @bitchas_s]

asked the bartender last night if he could make a mojito and he said “is that necessary?”

[meghan @meghanfaceeee]

got a taylor farms salad kit in my hello fresh box this week and it felt like opening a letter with anthrax inside

[🇺🇸 HG47🇺🇸 @HorseGirl]

So….deep in the ocean is just Tim Burton land.

Got it.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Jimothy is so much cooler than the last viral animals. What did that stupid pissant monkey have to complain about?

“Boo hoo I’m being bullied!”

You live in a zoo, they feed you every day.

Jimothy is all fucked up, raised on the streets, and he’s a god damn warrior.

[Josie Marcellino @JosieMarcellino]

Life finds a way.

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

I propose that $1 billion of the United States federal budget be diverted to the protection and care of Jimothy.

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

A year from now and Nolan's Odyssey wil only be known for the controversy around its casting.

It simply isn't good enough to have sticking power culturally.

Meanwhile you go to any bar in America and everyone can recite this movie word for word.

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me …

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

It's that bitch Taylor Farms leave my boy Taco Bell out of it

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

Yall remember when we were conspiracy theorists for saying Epstein worked for Israeli intelligence?

Yeah…

We been knowing this.

[Nick’s Dank Memes @Nicksdankmemes3]

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[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty fucking tired of China robbing me of tax dollars and giving it to Israel.

[Senex @senex_official]

Trump: China is influencing our elections!!!

Also Trump:

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

Guys the Chinese are manipulating our elections.

[Knoxie @KnoxieLuv]

Amazing everyone wants to talk about foreign election interference but yall were silent about foreign interference during Thomas Massie’s election.

[Baltimore Memes @BaltimoreMemes]

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