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I literally don’t care.

[A @seattleiminyou]

What I look like naked is between me and my neighbor across from my window

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Sorry I post about politics so much it’s just that they were eating babies

[Canadian Refusenik 🍁 @cdnrefusenik]

There was more outrage over Sydney Sweeney's jeans than there is about the entire world being run by satanic
pedo cannibals.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Worst characters ever.

I would have watched 10 more seasons.

Thrilled I don’t have to. #tellmelies

[ana @shivlestat]

everybody wanted to know what i would do if i didn’t win… i guess we’ll never know #tellmelies

[َ @wotvibes]

May a friend group like this never find me respectfully #tellmelies

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

*One nostril gets clogged up*
Me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

@RankedReal We’ve never asked for Tequila donations.

[the dutchess of bushwick @ktrivs]

in a world full of crypto ponzi schemes and ai slop, it really is beautiful to see some old fashioned crime

[💗 @ma1ybe]

When he says "don't worry I'll handle it" & then it's handled

[nayumi @iluvmssy]

I think a man should look at you and want to work harder to give you everything you deserve if not then baby girl he's not worth your time.

[Emily Tech @wydemiii]

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand

[🛸 @tufthug]

i miss skipping school. calling out of work is too serious

[President Loki @fuegotejano89]

#BoltUp

[Yo🎀 @baddestchef]

propaganda i’m falling for