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participation trophy wife

[rina @urrrinal]

i'm ready to seize the day !

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

last night was so bagel… #Everything

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

This can’t be the same through that the only way out is

[m @cimaddie]

@oomfabelle yup yup yup

[m @cimaddie]

@synanthropy deserved

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

The American people should have a right to vote on who plays the protagonist in Yórgos Lánthimos’s My Year of Rest and Relaxation

[ab... @shabbje]

essay to be written about the grandiloquence of proclaiming 'essay to be written about' or 'i could write an essay about' as a performed intellect in the digital age

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

what i want for dinner does not exist yet

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

Grief is a man in sad pajamas that you keep locked in a room because he's proof you used to love something. Set him free. Let him leave (or stay) if he has to. You have other proof. Setting him free is not a betrayal of your love. Healing: not a betrayal. Don't romanticize it.

[َ @gir1genius]

goodnight!!!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is exactly what’s happening. It’s not sarcasm, exaggeration, or parody.

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

It may seen like I complain a lot but I really can't stress how much I hate it here...

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

You should be allowed to tell a customer that their boyfriend has bad vibes

[m @cimaddie]

@madelizard THANK YOU!!!!

[trevy @chillextremist]

Some of y’all act like you know snoopy but he prolly wouldn’t even fw you