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Cinder/Mace • & (they/them) / Pumpkin Steward 🎃 • the President • Gillian’s Cousin • computer elf • Sometimes you date a guy (✨) and then you have a wife (🌙)

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Mood: when you get stuck in Skyrim and helplessly flail your weapon around in an attempt to get free, but like, constantly

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the best part about being the youngest member of the team is that you can just start a groupchat with everybody but the supervisor and send “okay we should all start talking to each other again because I miss being a distraction 💃” and it works SO well

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They should invent an office that you can work out of

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#menaces10

[rude trashbabe @hawksley]

"I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY MACE'S CRYING AGAINST MY CONSENT" #menaceS10

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hey :3

#maceometer

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y'all chill if i start posting my health bar? thanks.

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#maceometer

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@hawksley @hoglandsko OMG, I love him

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we are so back. good morning.

[rude trashbabe @hawksley]

"i'm retweeting shit like 'i'm so hungry i could eat a dinner', i HAVE to figure out who i am" #menaceS10

[wiktor WILL GET TOP SURGERY @anderfeels]

favourite thing in dragon age 2 is that when mage hawke is close enough to the enemy they just start beating the shit out of them with the staff

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

Awesome stuff happening in vancouver transit

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@rudetrashbabe It got me to a train station!! It definitely was not the fastest route but I made it :)

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so turned around and lost between the new office location and the construction that i have just gotten on a random bus that seems vaguely familiar and will see where it takes me (i hope it’s close to home)

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@notspillfish It’s giving up. It’s finally had enough.

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multiple inches of water all over the floor at work today. as a treat.

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I wish I was allowed to wear normal outfits

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#NewProfilePic

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

come in, we’re NO HELP NO NO NO

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@gill_eatsolives Ah. I am too early… but this is very good & I support it

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@gill_eatsolives the way I made my coworkers listen to Party Rock Anthem this morning… we were on theme :)

Congrats on the Rabies Liberation!!