Robert Hellfire Paulsen

Brainwashing my kids to be good people. I'm totally f*cking calm. I help make movies. My name (actually) is Robert Paulsen. (No. I’m not him.)

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

Dig it. https://t.co/wkvMtFVldF

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

Waffle sandwich. #healthylifestyle https://t.co/cg7S339vJl

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

Wow. This dystopia sure took hold fast. https://t.co/DIV6C44VOR

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day. 🍀 https://t.co/VXs2hZOuik

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

Respite from the rain means a nice walk on the Paseos. https://t.co/CP5hUBqiu5

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

A dog’s life. https://t.co/M4y1r3A8oW

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

“Dogs and cats living together…mass hysteria!” https://t.co/eT9KhVncZ0

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

The toilet paper aisle at the grocery store today. Covid-19 causes upper respiratory issues, people. Not the trots. https://t.co/w6Z6gRE9iU

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

Kids: it’s dangerous to clImb Sylvester Stallone. He can be very slippery from all the glycerine and baby oil. https://t.co/MGMSLQ6Ktm

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

🎶Can you tell me how to get…how to get to Med Ass St?🎶 https://t.co/exbDXTcZj9

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

Time to think about a career change. #nasa https://t.co/YPNaXmvI3Y

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

#backlot https://t.co/zu9NCJUhOQ

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

!detov I #warren2020 https://t.co/KwPXSlvlhq

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

Sounds like a lot to ask of me Apple Watch. https://t.co/2OYT8cmHB3

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

No reason to panic. (I’m mostly bugged by the space between the apostrophe and the s.) https://t.co/rrMQq5n8Ls

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

In case you’re wondering where to find it. https://t.co/i3VkbVnDFH

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

Somebody dislikes when I read. https://t.co/HANATBMmTX

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

Perfect couch transport weather. https://t.co/9pju94G1F9

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

Someone got a surprise early letter in the mail today…. https://t.co/pbUFUNy0Xr

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

In this version of THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, Luke lost more than just his hand. https://t.co/iaz8WSptsy

[Robert Hellfire Paulsen @cinemkr]

#icky https://t.co/Y4rDIsyv7L